Oh, hai, don't mind me, I'm just sitting here brushing my nipples with my hair.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Cuz I can!

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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I had a nightmare last night that my hair was starting to thin in the front. I was looking in the mirror, and was all "no. no. no. no." and I started to have a panic attack.

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  3. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I had a nightmare that I was in a storm of tornado's

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  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    That wouldn't bother me, since I always adhere to Dave's Triangle of Safety. :grad:


    Once the hair starts going, it ain't coming back. Ask Chriza.
     
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    pics or stfu :fil:
     
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  8. newcastlefan

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    be careful that you don't scratch yourself with that brillo. obamacare might not cover tetanus shots.
     
  9. Gas Face

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    thank you dankman
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Shit is all redonkydonk, and you are mad jelly.

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  11. DrivenByDemons

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    Yea! Fuck I want rock star hair. If it gets longer than 1/2" on the sides I start freaking out.
     
  12. Satori Brah

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    Me too :jj:
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    You people have known me with both shaved and long hair. :wub:
     
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    I'm like "I think I feel my hair touching my ears!!!!"
     
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    Dbd is back. Cool.
     
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    I like your hair this length:

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    Someone in America gave me a chance.
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :jj:

    That was one of the last times I cut my hair I think.

    Speaking of dentheads, it looks like I have a few going on.