Oh HAI Douchie!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MONK, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    What's the haps???
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I like this board. So much less animosity.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I wanna get my statuses up Monk........my orange one is nearly full, and I have no idea what that means.

    I'm sure I've asked before, and been told before.........but I retain information like a siv.
     
  4. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I just gave you positive rep. You now have 3 "green bars".

    Now rape me.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    We both know that you can't rape the willing.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    :marx: You have always been a sexy Minx.

    The more you post the more you add to the Orange bar. That adds to the Blue bar.

    I will get you to the promised land my love.
     
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    I smell soooooooo delicious right now. I had some Fa bath foam. That shit smells GLORIOUS.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Slip-a-licious?

    Does it smell like Canadian Bacon? That for a male would be irresistable.
     
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    Meh. Please just don't ban me. I will carry on in a respectable manner all the time. I have no other aspirations. I'll behave - please just keep the crows off of me.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Just remember your password, dumbass. :jj:
     
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    One of the first times my husband fell in love with me.....I made us eggs benedict in bed.

    No easy task......

    I haven't had eggs benedict in almost a year!!!!!
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Not a fuckin' chance MONK! I just didn't erase the email I got to my hotmail account! I'm not going anywhere.....but I can only bother to log into 1 site in an evening. I'm lazy, and I hate the hate. So negative.

    I'm lucky that I remember my children's names, and my home address. My head is FULL.
     
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  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Eggs Benedict suck. Make an Omelette. Much easier and less heartache.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You need to learn how to respond to PM's now. :jj:

    Hey Mack, ya creepy fuck!
     
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    k..........so.........this place is supposed to be "safe" to say stuff..........I've been bottled up for.......too goddamn long

    Wanna hear a rant? It'll be a good one, I promise you. But it can't give Swayze fodder.......or neesie......to throw up at me, on another site. If I say this......it's stinging.....and I don't need those idiots vomiting it up in my face, when I go online for giggles.

    Please assure me.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Roll with it.
     
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    Creepy fuck? :scratch:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Your board will not allow me to respond to pm's. It says that my "memory is full" or some such shit.

    I tried. Unclench on the boundaries of pm's, and I might be able to - but I can't, as it stands.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Clear out your "sent" and "inbox".