Oh I'm really fucking pissed!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by The Cunt, May 30, 2013.

  1. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    Just got home and wanted to have some tea and crumpets and the fucking toaster took a shit.. I can't eat half ass cooked Cumpets.. it's very uncivilized.. almost as bad as having Black tea without Cream and sugar...I really don't feel like going toaster shopping right now :(
     
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    I read the thread title and thought you went to the American Doll Store again.
     
  3. The Cunt

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    :jj:
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I put cream in my tea too :cheer:
     
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    Cumpets?
     
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    Tea with cream and sugar :wtf:
     
  7. Gas Face

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    Faggit
     
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    White people problems :coffee:
     
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    whatever happened to "keep a stiff upper lip"? :fil:
     
  10. Ben Dover

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    Why don't you make your wife wear some slinky lingerie, and take your aggression out on her firm bottom
     
  11. Markijuano

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    Where do you get your tea from Cunt?
     
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    Is the cunt from fucking England?
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Cream and sugar in your tea?
     
  14. The Cunt

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    It's very uncouth Not too:toptip:
     
  15. Gas Face

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    In gonna tea bag the cunt. :smile:
     
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    That went out with The Blitz :secret:
     
  17. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    Online.. All I drink is PG Tips.. you want the store?
     
  18. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I thought people drink tea if they don't like coffee? And if you don't like tea why doctor it? Why not just bump some coke and eat Cool Whip?
     
  19. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Bloody Americans :coffee:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    No. He's from celebate England.