OH LAWD JESUS

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    THEY'RE BUILDING A FUCKING KILLER BURGER ON MY SIDE OF TOWN!!!!!!!!!!



    Every Killer Burger is 1/3 Pound 100% Beef and Includes: BACON
    FrenchFries included with every Killer Burger

    • PEANUT-BUTTER-PICKLE-BACON Sweet and Savory, Bacon, Smokey House Sauce, Mayo, Grilled Onion, & Pickle $8.45

    • FUN GUY Mushroom and Melted Swiss, Bacon, Smokey House Sauce, Grilled Onion, & Pickle $8.45

    • ROLL YOUR OWN Your Own Way (Add $1.00 for ham or egg) $8.45

    • KILLER BURGER Bacon, Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Smokey House Sauce, Grilled Onion, & Pickle $8.45

    • OLD SCHOOL Mayo, Mustard, Raw Onion, Cheddar, Bacon, more Mayo & Mustard $8.45

    • JOSE MENDOZA Roasted Green Chilies and Jack Cheese, Bacon, Smokey House Sauce, Grilled Onion, & Pickle $8.95

    • TEEMAH Melted Bleu Cheese, Bacon, Smokey House Sauce, Grilled Onion, & Pickle $8.95

    • BARNYARD Ham, Egg, Bacon, Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Smokey House Sauce, Grilled Onion, & Pickle $10.95

    • EPIC Pulled Pork, Bacon, Texas Sweet Slaw, Monterey Jack, Grilled Onion, Bacon, BBQ sauce, House Sauce $10.95

    • BLACK MOLLY Smokey House Sauce, Grilled Onion, Philly Steak, Provolone, Brined Green Chilies, Mayo, Bacon $10.95

    • “GO METRO” Substitute a Garden Patty on any of our burgers (Do you still want the bacon?) ADD $ 1.00

    • MAKE IT A “FATTY” Add a Second beef patty ADD $2.00

    • KIDS KILLER BASKET Half size burger with Fries, Smokey House Sauce, Grilled Onion, Cheese $4.95

    • "Girlie" Size (Not Available on Epic, Black Molly, or Metro Burgers) $5.95



    • CRAZY HOUR Mon-Fri 2:00-5:00 - Classic or PBPB with Bacon (NO ADD-ON TOPPINGS) $5.95
    We make our own Peanut Butter Sauce, Swiss Blend, Bleu Cheese Blend, and Smokey House Sauce FRESH!
    We roast our own imported green chilies.

    • Classic or PBPB (NO ADD-ON TOPPINGS) $5.95

    • MicroBrews $3.95

    • All Soft Drinks (refillable) Small 22 oz. Large 32 oz.$1.00
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog

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    GO METRO
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What kind of shit is that
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You don't want to live long enough to join the AARP, do you?
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I've had two of their burgers in my entire life :scratch:
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    get the Epic with the Fatty option
     
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    Six months from now, P-B will be combing the internet for Chriza's obituary page.

    :bigcry:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I've had the Jose Mendoza and the Black Molly (which was incredible)

    The next ones I wanna try are the peanut butter and the Teemah
     
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    I'm headed to BWW in about 10 minutes.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    It's just another piece in the puzzle.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Bww better than burgers imo
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    order me this.