Oh Lawd!!!: See Howard's stiff AGT competition

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, May 5, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    He's going into a buzzsaw.

    He's up against ...

    The premiere of The Bachelorette.

    The penultimate Dancing with the Stars episode.

    The season finales of CBS' high-rated comedy lineup.

    The season finale of Bones.

    One of the final House episodes.

    Th season finales of Gossip Girl and Hart of Dixie

    And he's even going up against Johnny Fuckin' Carson.


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    he's fucked
     
  3. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Nothing on that whole page is worth watching. Maybe the news.
     
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    Antiques Roadshow is more interesting than America's Got Talent.
     
  5. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Yeah, but in previous years AGT would debut against reruns.
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Agreed God. TV has sure changed over the years.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    The AGT talk will be through the fucking roof next week!
    :bigcry:

    Where is my buzzer, Fred?






































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    noine-noine-noine!
     
  10. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I can proudly say that I've never watched a single episode of any of those shows....'cept House, but I was in Hungary and it was dubbed in Magyar.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    I haven't watched network TV in years.
     
  12. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Not anymore! I am almost caught up with yo........nevermind!!!:doh:
     
  13. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    That's very odd that "Dancing with the Stars" has 16M viewers and only a 2.8 in the 18-49 demo. Must do a lot of ad business with Ensure and Depends.

    That number must be a typo.
     
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    This is why NBC et al hired Howie ..they're banking
    on his star-power and amazing drawing power to pull
    them ahead :hhh:
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Does NBC realize he is a falling star? If not, they should listen to one of his shows.
     
  16. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    I think the number in the middle column is the rating numer, which is something totally different from the "millions" column.

    Notice how none exceeds 4.0.

    The Voice, until this past week, was the No. 1 show in the key 18-49 demo. (Now Idol is No. 1.)
     
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    pure unadulterated shit....and they wonder why other forms of media have overtaken TV.
    the only programs worth watching are on cable (madmen, etc) and
    the program directors play to the most common (dumb) denominator on free network TV.

    howard will spin it this way (and to a degree he is right)...that AGT's appeal will grow from week-to-week and they really didn't expect ratings to be great for the first show.
    i hope it fails bigtime.
     
  18. Chimney Portions

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    Same here. And I haven't watched any TV in nearly three weeks...save for Game of Thrones; which I watch on my computing machine.
     
  19. Big Biscuit

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    He'll spin the DVR theory also. I wonder if Stern knew the airing schedule before he signed on. He's not the most courageous guy, this seems like a big risk/reward scenario.
     
  20. dawg

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    Finally Howard is on something that he and his ass kissers cant hide ratings on. He will have to face and answer for them.