OH LAWDY..DOIN NOTIN HERE

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  1. Howards Slow Toilet

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    Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Alleged Restaurant Incident
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    (West Palm Beach Police Department)

    POSTED:SEP 09 2015 10:26AM EDT

    UPDATED:SEP 09 2015 10:27AM EDT

    WEST PALM BEACH, FL- Police in Florida have arrested a man after they say he exposed himself inside of a fast food restaurant.

    According to police, a witness claimed to have seen 33-year-old Jefferson King exposing himself from his seat inside of a Burger King in West Palm Beach.


    The female witness asked the man what he was doing, to which he replied "What? I'm playing with my penis,"according to WPBF.

    The woman then reportedly alerted the manager, who asked King to leave. King allegedly refused to leave, and continued to "stroke his penis."

    Officers were called to the scene, where King reportedly claimed to have done nothing wrong, and denied knowledge of any incident.

    King was charged with indecent exposure and held in the Palm Beach County Jail.

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    I don't see the problem. Burger King is the place where they let you "have it your way"
     
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    "I's 'm sorry, Mistah Officuh. Can'ts I stroke 'em my penis in fronta dem white wimmins?"
     
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    He gots that Tiger's Wood look. Must be sumpin abouts white wimmin makes him wanna pull on da putter.
     
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    That face says it all. LOL!
     
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    Doesn't quite sound fair, Don't we applaud girls that do this ?

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    Doubt any of these girls got arrested
     
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    Das awright occifuh. Mah family dey owns dis stoh. King be duh name!
     
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    :lol: I thought that, too.
     
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    Dude no one complains about fresh clams.
     
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    No Whopper jokes yet?
     
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    Worse. The "Special Sauce" jokes. :facepalm:
     
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    Police Officer: "Whoa there, son! Hold the mayo!"

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    It knocked their health rating down a point.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Well, at least he's honest.:dontknow:
     
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    or "hold the pickles"
     
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    Awesome mugshot & story
     
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    Nobody complains when they do it. Women get a lot of breaks in this regard. I go to court almost every day in my practice. No matter how hot and humid the weather is, the male attorneys are expected to wear a suit, dress shirt and tie. If you don't show up in that uniform, you get nasty remarks from the judges and have to ask for forgiveness. Female attorneys, on the other hand, come to court in thin summer dresses, low-cut top, short skirts, sometimes flip-flops and nobody complains. Because everyone likes to see women in hot or cute outfits. It's the old story. Pussy is powerful.
     
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