WTF Oh my asshole

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I ate a bunch of spicy pizza last night and now my asshole feels like it fucked itself up its own ass and my toilet looks like Robert Duvall dropped napalm on it


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    furst........
     
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    pinch your nipple, it helps.
     
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    You just ruined my apetite.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    On the bright side I have Tania Raymonde to cheer me up

    How was your weekend? :sun:

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    Are you able to button up your pants or does your gut just hang over ?
     
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    What makes you think they're mutually exclusive
     
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    Just lost five members.
     
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    36 or 38 waist ?
     
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    What made this pizza extra spicy?
     
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    The spices most likely. :lo5:
     
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    The human anus was not meant to endure the types of trials and tribulations mine is going through today
     
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    ahhh the good ole Chriza ate something spicy and now has a flaming asshole thread. It's been at least two weeks since the last one. :woot:
     
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    Depends on the jeans. Both?
     
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    It was forged in Mount Doom in the realm of Mordor
     
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    We stopped at a dive Mexican place thing last night for some tacos. I asked for mild sauce cuz I'm a big puss, and what I got was four containers of varying degrees of lava.

    Thank God I did the pinky taste test or I'd be suffering from rectum flames myself.

    Crisis averted. :etm:
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    After today, my asshole will be ass swole
     
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