WTF oh my fucking god. i had the swat team and a loaded gun pointed at me

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  1. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    I'm gonna regret saying this but I'm so traumatized and exhausted. I was trying to line up some Counciling and was having a telephone intake interview. I admitted to not being super happy right now and then made the mistake of saying I had a gun. Stupid cunt called the police. They called me on the phone and said he was coming to talk to me. I thought it'd be one cop checking on me. I heard dogs barking like crazy so I opened my door and there was like ten cops behind a bullet proof shield and they weren't expecting me to come out so when I did they were pointing their guns at me. Then they handcuffed me and drug me to the hospital I'm still at, waiting for a cab to pick me up. A couple hours ago I finally talked to the mental health people and they realized there was a misunderstanding and promptly had me discharged. Fuck. What a fucked up day. I will not be going to that Counciling place now, they over reacted and betrayed me. Fuck them. I'm the lucky one, there's a bunch of other people where I was who are not going home today. FUCK!! a loaded gun aimed at me!! I hope my landlord doesn't freak, there were tons of cops. At least 5 or 6 cars. FUCK
     
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    Better you than me.
     
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  3. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Did you say you had a gun, or owned a gun?
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    She's the stupid cunt for calling the police, huh?
     
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    Counselling
     
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    Your iniation to being a proud member of the Black Community has been fulfilled. Enjoy. Things will only get better. :brotha:
     
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    That qualifies as a shitty day.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...id get a god jew compensation lawyer and sue them for trauma.
     
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    By law, they probably have to initiate a wellness check.
    Anyhow, it sucks. But if you would benefit from the counseling, please don't be discouraged. It's a huge deal to reach out to begin with. Don't be dissuaded.
     
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    This x 1,000,000. Sounds like you could look back on this as a great day. Pay day that is....
     
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    Best of luck.
     
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    Get rid of the gun. Seriously.

    If you don't have one, don't bring it up again.
     
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    Did you get wet? Down "there"?
     
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    So sorry this happened to you.
    Milky's right, as mandated reporters they felt you were in danger. Please don't take it personally, you can see this through.

    :hug:
     
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    We know your in there come out with your hands in the air like ya just don't care lil
     
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    I parked in the wrong spot at the Philadelphia airport. I was late in picking up, so I was rushing, and got out of the van real fast. I had six guns trained on me and I was told to lay on the ground. That was an interesting Saturday afternoon. My stupid neighbors kid pranked the Police, and told them they were being robbed, and the guy was hiding next door. I was mowing the lawn, and when I turned the corner, I was greeted by two officers with weapons drawn, aiming right for my face. Little shit next door didn't get into any trouble for it either. I could have got my head blown off mowing the lawn!

    Oh, when you're not happy and say you have a gun, it's their job to call the police. That cunt may have saved your life.
     
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  20. oldpaddy

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    Oh he's a Reggie? It's all his fault then.
     
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