Entertainment oh my god im so fucking drunk

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    was going into my apartment building from the red hot chili peppers concert and this dude was standing there speaking english so i was like yo wahts up and they were like dude were you at the concert and I was like yeah man and we started talking a bunch. Bottom line is, the guy is from Scotland and bought me a bunch of drinks and im like dued I gotta go and now I dont know what to say if I ever see him again.
     
  2. Beth143nacho

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    Get in your car and drive as fast as you can until you run out of gas then call the police for a tow
     
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    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    mi too drunk to read the comments int he red hot chili peppers thread and respond
     
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    cheap, ripoff thread
     
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    Really committed to this bit, aren't ya Gary?
     
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    Tinder up some local talent, Gun.
     
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    Dued!!!

    :c
     
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    Did you oil him up bro?
     
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    Actually, fuck Tinder. Go hit a local club and be bold af
     
  10. Zach

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    Did you blow him too, Homo?
     
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    :eek: !
     
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    Are you too drunk to post pics of the show, perhaps a ticket stub?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Did he at least buy you a McFlurry first, Gar?
     
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    I call bullshit on everything Gary. :coffee:
     
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    You banged him didnt you?
     
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    :backlol: :backlol: :backlol:

    Congrats Gar, just make sure he wears a rubber.
     
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    You lost on two counts:

    1) You went to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert. I'm sure they sucked. They are truly awful.

    2) That guy who bought you all those drinks is going to wait until you pass out, then he's going to come back and sodomize you
     
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