Oh my God it's FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jun 20, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What is that guy doing with scissors next to Katy Perry? :wtf:
     
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    I can't wait
     
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    :cheer: Quitting at 1 PM today and headed for the pool with a drink. Put in 11 hours yesterday then helped coach my sons football team for 2 hours :facepalm:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So my buddy who lives in my neighborhood texts me last night

    "Hey man...you got a decent set of knives?"
    "...yeah?"
    "Well come on down, I've got something special for you"
    ":eek:"

    Turns out he'd been smoking this for 9 hours and wanted to give me half


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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I wonder if he un"load"ed on your 1/2?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :rolleyes: I watched him pull it out
     
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    OF THE SMOKER I MEAN :pissed:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Holy dicktits :drool:
     
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    It's so money :yes:
     
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    Damn, thats a good looking brisket :drool:
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    I smoked this shoulder 2 weeks ago

    http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o564/dawgshed/Mobile%20Uploads/1900c964-8ea2-400e-88df-8276ba0d38ec.jpg
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So in other news

    Miss Chriza and I were talking about and reexploring her little kink or fetish, which is that she is turned on by the idea of me with another girl. I'm trying to wrap my head around this, still, and I'm like, "So...if I talk about girls I want to be with, does that turn you on?" and she's like "Yep!" and I'm like "...you sure?" and she's like "Uh huh" and I say "Well, I would never normally say this but...I would fuck the living hell out of your friend So and So" and she's like "Well...I know she's into threesomes..." and I was all like :eek: and then we fucked and went to bed

    But I may bring it up again tonight
     
  17. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    have fun camping this weekend, Chriza
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Sweet Mary mother of God
     
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    Take a camping trip in my ass NAXX
     
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    This wont end well