Oh my god, that stupid "19 Kids and Counting" wedding...

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  1. Tigger Please

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    So I was on the phone with my friend last night. We were making plans to possibly go on a road trip for Opening Day and the conversation went something like this:

    Friend: "Oh no, I forgot about Jessa's wedding!"

    Me: "Who?"

    Friend: "Jessa's wedding! I didn't DVR it."

    Me: "Wait, is this a stupid reality TV thing and not about someone you know?"

    Friend: "Yes, 19 Kids and Counting. OK, I'm DVRing it now. Oh, look at her, she's beautiful. Are you home? You have to put this on."

    Me: "No, I'm not and no anyway. Is it live?"

    Friend: "No, it was a couple of months ago. They are serving ice cream sundaes at the reception"

    Me: "Instead of wedding cake?"

    Friend: "No, instead of anything else."

    Me: "WTF! And you watch this crap?"

    Friend: "It's beautiful! Oh, I have to go watch this now..."

    Me: "What?? We're planning a road trip! Aren't you DVRing this? It isn't even live!"

    Friend: "Bye! Don't forget to watch this when you get home!"
     
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    When I go to her house, I usually have to suffer through stuff like "Say Yes To The Dress" and "Househunters."
     
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    Do you ever have sweaty pillow fights that end in make up scissoring with this friend?
     
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    :jackoff:
     
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    So there is actually someone out there more boring than you. Congrats.
     
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    If you notice, I posted that she watches this show, "Say Yes To The Dress" and "Househunters." What do you think the answer to this could possibly be?
     
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    Your friend is a dingbat
     
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    :yes:
     
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    I am boring. Can you post the links to your scintillating and intriguing musings here so I can study how to be as compelling as you?
     
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    Guess he's still busy compiling them
     
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    Not sure why it cant be, "YES." :dontknow:

    BTW, what do you have against househunters? :gayhand:
     
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    Opening day of what?
     
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    I just want to tell some of the people on it to stop pissing and moaning about little details and be happy they can afford a nice house
     
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    MLB on Monday
     
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    That show is 100% better with the sound down.
     
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    Already that time huh? I can't think of anything more boring to watch. Well, maybe that 19 shits and counting show.
     
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    Well, you know how boring I am!
     
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    That wasn't a shot at you per se. I cannot stand to watch baseball either on TV or in person.
     
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    they're registered at walmart :snicker:
     
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