So I was on the phone with my friend last night. We were making plans to possibly go on a road trip for Opening Day and the conversation went something like this: Friend: "Oh no, I forgot about Jessa's wedding!" Me: "Who?" Friend: "Jessa's wedding! I didn't DVR it." Me: "Wait, is this a stupid reality TV thing and not about someone you know?" Friend: "Yes, 19 Kids and Counting. OK, I'm DVRing it now. Oh, look at her, she's beautiful. Are you home? You have to put this on." Me: "No, I'm not and no anyway. Is it live?" Friend: "No, it was a couple of months ago. They are serving ice cream sundaes at the reception" Me: "Instead of wedding cake?" Friend: "No, instead of anything else." Me: "WTF! And you watch this crap?" Friend: "It's beautiful! Oh, I have to go watch this now..." Me: "What?? We're planning a road trip! Aren't you DVRing this? It isn't even live!" Friend: "Bye! Don't forget to watch this when you get home!"