Oh No! Baltimore Mike :sad:

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  1. DrSublux

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    BREAKING NEWS: SUBJECT FALLS FROM 1st FLOOR BALCONY IN OCEAN CITY

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    The Ocean City Fire/EMS were dispatched to 2409 Atlantic Ave to the Casa Blanca Motel for a 53 y/o male subject who fell off the 1st floor balcony onto the alley in the rear of the motel.
    The male patient has suffered severe head trauma, genital warts, microphallus and was found unconscious on the ground. EMS treated him and his blown out asshole was flown out by Trooper 4 to Shock Trauma.
    While en route he went into trauma arrest due to his heavy girth and unusual weight and Trooper shanook helocopter was diverted to Dover AFB for treatment in the bomber hanger. The patient did suffer injuries non compatible to survival.
    OCPD is still on the scene interviewing witnesses that said "that nigga went plop and shit flew everywhere".


    RIP Mike
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i shit in his car
     
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    Did he start cucking in the back of the Ambulance?
     
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    Jesus I am bored :facepalm:
     
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    the shitty cars won't sell themselves
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I am not even sure what that means. I guess I can google
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    im 36
     
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    This was a farcical post. /Al Michaels
     
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    Cuck
     
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    and yet we hardly knew ye :cry:
     
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    Cucking is when you sit in the corner jack off while you watch 2 people fuck. in his case his wife or the 2 EMT's
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    with BBC?
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    BM dont stay in shit holes like that
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Of course.
     
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    Slow day at the insurance rip-off joint today, doc? :coffee:
     
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    who will eat all the crabs?!?!?! :bigcry:
     
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    go back to bed
     
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    Unlike you I have a successful business to run :cheer:
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    :jj:
     
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    Your Floor manager?

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