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  1. slats7

    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    It'll be a cold day in hell before a hot horny teen chooses a stuffed animal over an aging dreamboat like myself.

    http://boyfriendbears.org/

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  3. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Most of them will wind up appearing in Throat Gaggers #57 on midnight of their 18th birthday....
     
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    yeah, and by their 19th birthday they're doing double anal cream pies...
     
  5. slats7

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    stop, you're getting me excited
     
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    How long until the second from the left is legal?
     
  7. No Mercy

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    They are probably all 18 already so they can legally use their image to promote the website......but don't beat off - just incase.
     
  8. slats7

    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    too late

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    Nevermind, too much of a bible thumper for me.
     
  10. slats7

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    are they cheating if they ride a bike down a bumpy road?
     
  11. tHISisKiSSeL

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    do they vibrate?
     
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    Edit- they'll refuse to put out during college, then reject guys on Christian Mingle; then start freaking out in their early 30s out about why they can't seem to find a nice Christian guy...THEN they'll resort to milf porn in their 40s...
     
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    Tebow is fully erect.
     
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    She can throw my javelin any day.























    Whatever that means.
     
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    ^ LOL :giggle:
     
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    :pray:
     
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    ^ I see what you did there :D
     
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    Fantastic.

    A bunch of future atheists.

    Welcome to the fold, ladies.
     
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    Guarantee that any one of those chicks will drop their panties and saddle up if the dude was Ryan Gosling or someone similar in appearance. Those types of chicks are about as superficial as they come. The right dude comes along and gets them all wet and bothers and they will be fucking like champs.
     

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