Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by VAsiCkBoy, Oct 3, 2012.
Looks like Howie will be getting yet another cat.....
A replacement for Bianca..
Better make room for one more guys
That is the risk of volunteering in animal rescue. That is why I have 6 shitty cats. I love them, but they suck.
She will keep bringing home cats until Howie gives her a baby.
They would make such a lovely coat.
Isn't that the same one in the picture of the bed?
If not, I don't care how big your house is, 4 cats is too mucking fuch.
This. I can't wait to see what 'clever' name she comes up for this new one.
'Leon Bear'! Give me a frickin' break...
HA! I used to be a practicing Veterinarian about 8 years ago...and I wound up with a shit heap of mutilated cats. I have one that is deaf, one that's blind, and that other one has digestive issues. They're fucking assholes, but I love them.
You have a cat that can't hear, one that's blind so it bumps into shit and the other craps all over the house.. you're a better person than I am.. if they were mine all three of them would have found their way into a dumpster years ago.
They are assholes, right? I have one that is really old and arthritic and is pissing outside the litter box. At least she has the courtesy to do it on the ceramic tile, so I pull out the bleach and mop twice a day.....Two I rescued off the street in Trenton, one I rescued from the woods behind my house, one was dumped in my neighborhood, and two were abandoned at the barn where I board my horses. I found homes for many of them, but I have the shitheads nobody wanted.
Sheesh, do they have one, JUST ONE, cute cat?
Oh, they're total assholes. I suspect the 'shitter' gets off on crapping right outside my bedroom door, or better yet when I have company over. That's always fun. The blind one gets lost in my house and starts screaming at all hours, and the deaf one quietly stares into space but will go spastic if you flick the lights on and off a few times.
They're all so broken down...and I love those fuckers with a feverish passion.
Her tweet said "uh oh. at north shore animal league now!"
I sound like a pig but I swear my house is really clean. I work really hard at it. So.....having provided that context, my old cat is a shitter too. The problem is I have 2 Boston Terriers too, and you know, having been a vet, how much little dogs love cat shit. So at 5:30 in the morning I have to race around the house looking for shit before the dogs find it, if you know what I mean......
I wonder what the total time both of them spend with their pets? I'm sure they don't take them to Chimney Manor.....Beff is always out at night..... I'm guessing 1 hour per week (not incl. sleeping).
I used to have a client who's one dog treated the cat like a soft ice cream machine...the dog would literally eat the poop as it came out of the cats rump.
My house is also spotless btw...my nightmare is to live in a home that smells like cat piss or shit. Thank god for Clorox.
That's a pretty dopey name. I have one cat named Mugsy and one named Shitty. Those are good names, right?
I used to use Pine Sol, but clorox is the shit!! I always say that just because I have animals doesn't mean I have to live like one. I had 2 bostons before the two I have now, and they used to go right to the litter box for snacks. They would run around the house looking like minstrels with kitty litter all around their mouths.
they have "people" who take care of their cats, I'm sure.