News Oh Shit!, Feces Attacker In NYC

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  1. BethSucks

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    Police search for man who shoved feces down woman's shorts
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    Last Updated Jun 30, 2016 3:29 PM EDT

    NEW YORK -- Investigators say video shows a man sneaking up behind a woman in New York City, grabbing her, and shoving a bag of feces down her pants, reports CBS New York.

    The man has now been linked to a second similar attack, the station reports.

    The footage was captured by surveillance video Monday evening in Manhattan's Upper East Side neighborhood. The 27-year-old woman told police she does not know the man.

    The woman was talking on her cell phone before the incident and said she didn't notice the suspect approach. After the attack, he can be seen pulling off rubber gloves and throwing them aside as he leaves the scene.

    It's unknown if the suspect said anything during the incident. Police sources tell CBS New York that the suspect is believed to be emotionally disturbed and may have targeted the woman at random.

    Police say the same suspect is believed to have thrown excrement at another person in the area on Monday evening.

    Anyone with information is asked to call the NYPD Crime Stoppers at (800) 577-TIPS,visit the Crime Stoppers website or text tips to 274637 (CRIMES) and enter TIP577.
     
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    What kind of feces?
     
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    There is a lot of feces news coming out today
     
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    Now I'm perturbed.
     
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    Look at you two immediately jumping in trying to establish alibis. :jj:





    Relax, boys. This went down Monday. :D
     
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    Pretty sure thats KC.

    Guess he got bored of whipping mayonnaise filled condoms at old ladies.
     
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    Shit happens
     
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    This guy doesn't just talk shit...
     
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    can't tell the race..photo is fudged
     
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    Wow! That's Florida-level crazy. I hope bath salts were involved.
     
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    why wasnt I tagged :fil:

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    What the hell is wrong with that woman's face?
     
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    Two women and a cup
     
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    If Howard talks about this story (when he comes back from vacation in 3 weeks) he will make sure to call it "doody." Because we all know that is the appropriate terminology when you are a 62 year-old man.
     
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