Oh shit, I forgot to pick up my kids from practice because I got so high.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    Is something that I would never, ever say.


    Because I was smart enough not to have kids. :grad:
     
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  3. Jack-A-Roe

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    sup dave
     
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    What sport(s) do your offspring play Dave?
     
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    bravo
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sup.

    It's Friday. I ain'ts gots to go to work tomorrow. I'm getting fucked up tonight. :dancin:

    What? :scratch:
     
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    you should eat an oz of pot tonight
     
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    if only you were smart enough to quit making threads.
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm in conservation mode at this time. I'm trying to stretch an oz out for 4 weeks, instead of the 3 it normally takes. :c

    I am one of the best thread starters. :dance:
     
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    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    Not really a good PS if it takes someone 10 minutes to figure it out. :pie:
     
  12. doughhead63

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    I think it is normal for people to not want kids...good for you, Dave.

    Or, is this a case of no woman would get in a relationship/have sex with you situation?
     
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    Half a dozen of one, six of the other.

    Whatever.

    I'm just grateful either way. :c
     
  14. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself VIP

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    I was kidding about the second part.

    But, it's too bad more people don't think the way you do...seriously.
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    GIMP! You're an old retard if that's true.
     
  16. Mr Sinister

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    Im with you on this one bro me and my wife do what ever we want when we want we got lots of extra money why in the fuck would we ruin this to have some little shit head to take care of 18 years or more. Fuck that
     
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    Dave raising kids? scary.



    schmoopy having kids? impossible.
     
  18. freds

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    Praise Jesus.
     
  19. Jack-A-Roe

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    i got 5 kids to feed
     
  20. doughhead63

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    Schmoop saw what he did to his own dad's health, and figured he better not pull the same shit on himself.
     
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    Very wise there sir!
     

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