Oh shit, I forgot to pick up my kids from practice because I got so high.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Is something that I would never, ever say.


    Because I was smart enough not to have kids. :grad:
     
  2. Jack-A-Roe

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    sup dave
     
  3. fenderbaum

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    What sport(s) do your offspring play Dave?
     
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    bravo
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Sup.

    It's Friday. I ain'ts gots to go to work tomorrow. I'm getting fucked up tonight. :dancin:

    What? :scratch:
     
  6. Jack-A-Roe

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    you should eat an oz of pot tonight
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    if only you were smart enough to quit making threads.
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I'm in conservation mode at this time. I'm trying to stretch an oz out for 4 weeks, instead of the 3 it normally takes. :c

    I am one of the best thread starters. :dance:
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Not really a good PS if it takes someone 10 minutes to figure it out. :pie:
     
  11. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I think it is normal for people to not want kids...good for you, Dave.

    Or, is this a case of no woman would get in a relationship/have sex with you situation?
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Half a dozen of one, six of the other.

    Whatever.

    I'm just grateful either way. :c
     
  13. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I was kidding about the second part.

    But, it's too bad more people don't think the way you do...seriously.
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    GIMP! You're an old retard if that's true.
     
  15. Mr Sinister

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    Im with you on this one bro me and my wife do what ever we want when we want we got lots of extra money why in the fuck would we ruin this to have some little shit head to take care of 18 years or more. Fuck that
     
  16. freds

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    Dave raising kids? scary.



    schmoopy having kids? impossible.
     
  17. freds

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    Praise Jesus.
     
  18. Jack-A-Roe

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    i got 5 kids to feed
     
  19. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Schmoop saw what he did to his own dad's health, and figured he better not pull the same shit on himself.
     
  20. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Very wise there sir!