Oh shit I just gotsted a call from tha grocery store yo

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I ate this shit

    :worried:

    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2014/03/14/dole-salads-recalled-over-listeria-risk/

    Dole Fresh Vegetables is recalling bags of salad that may be contaminated with listeria, according to a company statement.

    The voluntary recall was issued yesterday after a sample of Dole Italian Salad tested positive for the bacterium Listeria monocytogenes, which can cause miscarriages or stillbirth in pregnant women.

    “No illnesses have been reported in association with the recall,†Dole said in a statement, adding that the company is “coordinating closely with regulatory officials.â€

    The recall covers bags of Italian Blend, Fresh Selections Italian Style Blend, Little Salad Bar Italian Salad and Marketside Italian Style Salad with the use-by date of March 12.

    The salads were distributed in 15 states, including Connecticut, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina and Virginia.

    Symptoms of listeriosis include fever, muscle aches, nausea, diarrhea, confusion, loss of balance and convulsions, according to the U.S Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Pregnant woman and people with weakened immune systems are most vulnerable to the infection.

    Click here for more information about the recall.
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    shit aint good :facepalm:
     
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    You ate salad? That's the fake story robin.
     
  5. Gomez

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    test























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    This

    Elite athletes don't eat that shit
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :jj: :mad:
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Don't confuse lettuce-induced muscle aches and nausea with the actual killer stroke you're working up to.
     
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    This will teach everyone to make sure they scrub down that tossed salad before consuming or else be subject to all sorts of nasty bacteria
     
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    do you work there too?
     
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    no, shithead :mad:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Igno
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Another fake hospital trip? :coffee:
     
  17. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    blah blah blah blah blahblahblah tossed salad blah blah blahblah balh...
     
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    fake :jj:
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    That was a really elaborate set up you had.