Oh shit! I left my fucking cell phone on the dresser in the bedroom

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Oct 24, 2013.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    I hope my wife leaves my phone alone because I don't bother hers. Yeah, right!
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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  3. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Why I didn't put a password on my phone? Because I wasn't thinking that's why. Shit!
     
  4. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Wrong thread naz.
     
  5. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    What would she find? :munch:
     
  6. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    move over and pass the popcorn
     
  7. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    Details!!

    What's on your phone that will incriminate you?
     
  8. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Leave it to the women to want to know all of the details :jj:
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Hope your girlfriend doesn't call.
     
  10. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    :backlol2:




    long time no see, you two :hug:
     
  11. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    and btw, fucker...I would've gone back for it
     
  12. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Gapers?
     
  13. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    This
     
  14. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Yep. Like immediately :rofl:
     
  15. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Post you # here...we'll all call and throw her off the scent
     
  16. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I'll text him some pics :idea:
     
  17. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    :hw:


    13 now :lo5:
     
  18. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    great minds :lo5:
     
  20. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :rofl:


    I've seen pics!

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