Oh shit! I left my fucking cell phone on the dresser in the bedroom

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Oct 24, 2013.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    I hope my wife leaves my phone alone because I don't bother hers. Yeah, right!
     
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  3. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Why I didn't put a password on my phone? Because I wasn't thinking that's why. Shit!
     
  4. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Wrong thread naz.
     
  5. Reggae Mistress

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    What would she find? :munch:
     
  6. latin mami

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    move over and pass the popcorn
     
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    Details!!

    What's on your phone that will incriminate you?
     
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    Leave it to the women to want to know all of the details :jj:
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Hope your girlfriend doesn't call.
     
  10. latin mami

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    :backlol2:




    long time no see, you two :hug:
     
  11. latin mami

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    and btw, fucker...I would've gone back for it
     
  12. Markijuano

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    Gapers?
     
  13. Charon

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    This
     
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    Yep. Like immediately :rofl:
     
  15. Stew Nod

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    Post you # here...we'll all call and throw her off the scent
     
  16. Reggae Mistress

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    I'll text him some pics :idea:
     
  17. latin mami

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    :hw:


    13 now :lo5:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    great minds :lo5:
     
  20. Stew Nod

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    :rofl:


    I've seen pics!

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