WTF Oh shit, I'm about to find out how much I've spent on Amazon...ever. Here's how

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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    http://lifehacker.com/find-out-how-much-you-ve-spent-on-amazon-since-opening-1761397251

    Here's the short version:

    From your account, head to “Download Order Reports” under your order history. Select your start date as January 1st of the year you opened the account (the farthest the calendar will go back). Download the report, then import it into a spreadsheet. Under your last transaction, use the SUM function, then choose the entire column and press enter.


    So, how much have you spent?

    Update: my report is taking so long to process, they'll email me when it's ready.
     
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  2. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    I haven't actually spent that much yet, but plan to in the future.
     
  3. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Downloading now...
     
  4. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Mine is taking awhile. They said they would email me when it is ready
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Probably spent a little over $100.00, don't know why, but I avoid purchasing things online.
     
  6. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    Still waiting for mine, either my spending has broken their mainframe or the service is bogged down because of the article.
     
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  7. a mysterious man

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    I forgot to cancel my Amazon Prime free trial after Xmas, so I should probebe spending more.
     
  8. kippy

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    $3.78
     
  9. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    I'm scared to do this... :ohnoes:
     
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  10. Zyro

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    What's this Amazon you speak of?
     
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  11. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Didn't work for me. I have ordered since 1998 so I probably broke it. I tried just 2015 and it didn't work either.
     
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  12. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    I'm glad there is no way to find out how much money I wasted playing the Florida Lottery over the past 30 years.
     
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    same here...
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Hmmn, says here I spent 34 million dollars since I've been using Amazon.
     
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    Gonna try it when I get home from work.
    Gonna be ridiculous.
    I buy pretty much EVERYTHING online
     
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  16. downtheshoreDom

    downtheshoreDom You Trãsh

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    lol... i spent over 30K on nike sneakers/supreme clothing/bape/yeezys over the course of 18yrs and made well over 100k selling them thru ebay/sneaker/clothing forums and aftermarket reseller sites. never bought a single thing from amazon until we had a child in march of 14'....since then we've spent 4k+ on shit thru them and all i have to show for it is diapers and toys related to a korean cartoon about buses.....

    my nike hustles has bought cars & a house.
     
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  18. Khalil

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    Apparently I'll get an email when it's ready.

    :munch:
     
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  19. Rupert Pupkin

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    Your report is taking a while to process. You will receive an email when your report has completed

    Your report will continue to process even if you leave this page. You will receive an email when your report is finished. Reports should finish in a few seconds for most users but if you have lots of orders or there are lots of requests it may take longer.​
     
  20. Khalil

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    Without even doing any research, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that my total will be between $2,500 and $5,000.