Oh shit, Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker is now wanted for MURDER.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Looks like he dropped some more 'Smash, Smash, SUHMAAASHHHH' on some poor unsuspecting soul in New Jersey.

    [video=youtube;wDQTvuP1Dgs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDQTvuP1Dgs[/video]



    Sam Wood, PHILLY.COM
    Posted: Thursday, May 16, 2013, 12:39 PM

    A self-described "homefree" hitchhiker, who became a viral sensation on the Internet in February, is wanted for murder in New Jersey.

    YouTube viewers know him as "Kai, the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker." He became an instant star after he said he saved the life of a woman from a homicidal man who believed he was Jesus. His interview with with a Fresno television reporter turned him into a celebrity.

    Today, officials in Union County said Kai, whose real name Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, is wanted in the bludgeoning death of a North Jersey attorney. Kai, 24, is also known as Kai Lawrence, Caleb Kai Lawrence and Kai Nicodemus. He is considered armed and dangerous.

    Kai allegedly met the attorney in New York City near Times Square. A surveillance camera captured images of their encounter. The men later went back to the older man's house, officials said.


    In a post made Tuesday to his Facebook page, Kai claims he was raped.

    what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen ... dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped...? what would you do?

    According to Union County officials, he was last seen at a PATCO stop in Haddonfield.

    At a press conference on Wednesday, officials said Kai had reached out to some fans in South Jersey. Those fans dropped him off on Tuesday at the train station. He told them he was first heading to Philadelphia and then going to see a girlfriend in Georgia.

    PATCO officials said they had no knowledge of the suspect at one of their stations.

    In an effort to avoid detection, officials said, Kai has cut his hair. He also sports a recently acquired facial tattoo.

    Attorney Joseph Galfy was found unresponsive Monday in his Clark, NJ, home. An autopsy revealed he died of blunt force trauma, according to the Union County Prosecutor’s office.

    In early February, Kai told KMPH-TV in Fresno, that he was a passenger riding in an Oldsmobile when the driver snapped and drove into an electric company worker “because he was black.â€

    According to Kai, the man said “I come to realize I’m Jesus Christ and I can do anything if I want.â€

    When bystanders rushed to the worker's aid, the man, who Kai described as a "fat, rich white guy" to Jimmy Kimmel, began to crush one of them. Kai said he feared he would snap the woman’s neck.

    “So I ran up behind him with a hatchet and Smash! Smash! SUH-MASH!,†he told KMPH.

    “That woman was in danger. He had just finished what looked like at the time, killing somebody and if I hadn’t done that he would have killed more people.â€

    Anyone with information is asked to call (908) 654-TIPS (8477), visit www.uctip.org, or text UCTIP plus a message 274637.
     
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    i used to laugh when you said "dropping hammers"
     
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    a story about Jesus and Nicodemus :wtf:
     
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    used to laugh. :nocheer:
     
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    Fake
     
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    We need hatchet control :fil:
     
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    what about hammers??? when will the hammer madness stop??? :nooo:
     
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    I would bash a mutherfucker's head in, too.....

    Anybody remember this? Possibly my faaaavorite Star Trek of all time, Kim Darby, Michael J. Pollard, and some of the ugliest kids that ever lived... "BONK BONK ON DA HEAD!!!"

    [video=youtube;KII_6yhkEL4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KII_6yhkEL4[/video]
     
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    Dude has 2 kills by 24
     
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    Took OJ almost double that time...
     
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    He's no Richard Ramirez....:coffee:
     
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    From interviews I saw him give there a good chance this guy is schizophrenic, he was probably working as a prostitute and things went bad.