Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh Shit parasailing accident

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Sidney Good and Alexis Fairchild remained in critical condition in a Panama City Beach hospital on Wednesday afternoon.

    The two 17-year-olds were parasailing in high winds when the rope apparently broke from the boat, sending the girls flying out of control. Cell phone video shows the two hitting a balcony on a condo and careening over another building before crashing into an SUV in a parking lot. On Wednesday, the Bay County Sheriff's Department released two 911 calls.
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    [video=youtube;U-f-yJ_gu2U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-f-yJ_gu2U[/video]
     
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    This story is made worse because it's a fairly attractive blonde girl who got hurt.
     
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    i know.. would have been better if only their tops were ripped off
     
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    I need more information on the brunette, though she looks to be fairly attractive.

    And yeah, if I were pushing the buttons, the rope would have broken, the bikinis would have flown off, and they would have glided safely into the water.
     
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    Officially a tragedy.
     
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    The railing they hit:

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    The SUV they crashed into:

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    Hanson can suck it. Age of consent in Georgia is 16. These girls are more than safe, sucka!
     
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    wow that sucks..... shocked they are alive
     
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    well shit.. i spent last summer in Buck head.. how come no one told me these things?
     
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    Apparently they went through power lines or something, too. No idea how they are alive.

    Not that they will want to be alive. You gotta think they're gonna be paralyzed or something now. 17 and paralyzed. Fuck.
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    that's awful, i feel so bad for the parents.....you'll never find me do ANYTHING even remotely daredevilish. i'm much too cowardly.
     
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    17 and paralyzed would suck but at least if you are her boyfriend, you can still have sex with her when she's not in the mood. How can she stop you?
     
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    Para-sailing? Now she can go paraplegic-sailing.
     
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    I've done dangerous stuff as a matter of necessity, but not out of leisure. A couple of buddies of mine and myself have purchased beater-homes at a good price and rehabbed them with each others help (it really knocks down the bottom-line and you can substitute excellent materials if you aren't paying labor) and I've done some kind of dangerous stuff. You know, roofing, installing siding 30 feet up on a house with a 75 foot drop using some jenky ass pump jack contraption as scaffolding (buddy of mine got a place on the river), etc.

    But skydiving? Fuck that shit. Parasailing? Never will do it.

    Here's that pump jack thing I described above. Looking about 100 feet down a ravine, attached to a house with the poles kind of secured on the ground? No rail? I was shaky for the first 10 minutes but then got pretty used to it. But at first? It made me nervous.

    [video=youtube;Qe0YUZdsXfI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe0YUZdsXfI[/video]
     
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    "Would hit".






    ...said the hotel and SUV. :fdrum:.