Oh shit, the breastfeeding woman from Time magazine has an older son who's black

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  1. Shivvy

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    The white son is going on four, but he looks damn near old enough to buy cigarettes. He must be getting a lot of essential nutrients that the rest of us missed out on, being... you know, normal.

    If my mom breastfed me until I was 10 years old (I could barely type that), I'd be 10 feet tall and 600 pounds, i.e. roughly 25% larger than I am now.

    Obviously this is a dated photo. If the white son is three years older than he was there, that would make the black son what, like 10? His life is about to get very complicated, if it hasn't already.

    But wait, it gets worse (via "Onyx"). If you click through, there's an excerpt from her blog, which appears to have since been removed (or maybe it's down from all the traffic), and several pics of her two sons discovering a pair of her edible underwear and then chewing on it. No, really.

    I'm assuming they'd yet to be worn, but who gives a shit, right? That bitch was smokin'! She looked like a not quite as special Ivanka Trump. I'd chew on her actual underwear.

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    Her husband must be the biggest pussy in the world.
     
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    there is some odd shit in that family

    it's leave's one to ponder what's left for the husband to suck on? :bigthink
     
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    Negrist.
     
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    Shiv hates black people.

    :coffee:
     
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    ...hi, this is sal governale
     
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    a big thanks to time for many future fun threads.
     
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    Black boy doesn't even look mixed he's prolly a neighbor's kid
     
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    he's adopted. :eek:
     
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    ...well hes no fool at least hes gonna get some titty offa that soccer momma.
     
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    I knew this shit would happen when Obama took office
     
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    gotta love those mudsharks.
     
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    Perfect :facepalm:

    With any luck he'll marry dad when he grows up
     
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    i wonder if they adopted him when he was a baby, or they got him when he was 3 or 4 and invited him to go to town :eek:
     
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    Too bad she doesn't have a bunch of udders like that mlaw chick she could nurse the whole neighborhood
     
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    :lol:

    No. They met him on the bus.
     
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    her left tit gives chocolate milk.
     
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    While he was sucking her tit he reached around and stole her wallet

    :rs:



    ......in my opinion
     
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    That is terrible. :uhammer: