Oh shit, the Russians...Where will we get our Porn?

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Russia is planning to cut undersea cables and crash the internet, officials warn
    Moscow rumoured to be exploring hi-tech methods of warfare including attacks on critical technological infrastructure which powers the global economy


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    Break the internet: Russia could be planning to do what even Kim Kardashian's bottom couldn't manage


    American officials fear Russia is planning to cut underwater cables in a bid to bring down the internet.

    Submarines and ships have reportedly been circling around key parts of the global network which carries digital information around the planet.

    It is feared that Moscow is laying the groundwork for a devastating attack which could put a massive dent in the economies of its enemies.

    Senior intelligence officials told The New York Times that Russian submarines appear to be carrying out reconnaissance around undersea cables near Cuba.

    Defence chiefs are worried that Putin could bring down his enemy's internet connection in the event of war.



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    Underwater and undercover: What are Russia's deep sea ambitions?



    A top-raking European diplomat told the newspaper: “The level of activity is comparable to what we saw in the Cold War.”

    Undersea cables are the nerves of the global economy and carry about 95% of all global communications, which is worth a total of $10 trillion a day.

    If they were severed, it could potentially cause stock markets to crash and food deliveries to fail.

    Russia is becoming an increasingly assertive player on the global stage and appears to be beefing up its military arsenal.

    Moscow is said to be working to develop an underwater drone capable of sneaking under a nation's defences and detonating a nuclear bomb - a weapon which will be particularly threatening to cities like London.
     
  2. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    Big fan of 20 somethings sitting around an apt smoking for 20 minutes before ten minutes of sex I take it?
     
  3. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Too bad ETM is not alive....just one call to his people with the simple message "you know what to do" and we could put an end to this global tyrant.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Damn Putin is a trouble maker!:pissed:
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Putin is an autistic asshole criminal land he's dangerous
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    But what about satellite cables!
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    Putin embarrassed Obama and Israel in Syria, destroying "ISIS" in three weeks after the US supposedly had bombed them for three years... so not surprisingly along comes some anti-Putin propaganda.
     
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    Yup, we'd all have to switch to satellite
     
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    How is it in all the comic books, movies, stories e.g. we are supposed to be 'progressing'? Folks living harmonously, flying cars, inter-planetary trips, civilized societies that holds no restrictions on skin color e.g.

    Instead, there seems to be more warfare, in-fighting, religious wars, territorial wars, ISIS, Syria, N.Korea vs the world, China vs the neighbors, Putin vs US, school shootings, Stern vs Waters e.g. WTF man.
     
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    $10 trillion a day? That seems slightly high to me.
     
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    [​IMG] USA secret weapon just in case.
     
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    good thing most of my stuff runs on SIM cards :ucoffee:
     
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    can you go back to analog jacking? If I have to bust out some old hustlers than god damn it thats what I will do
     
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    I have a few terrabytes of porn on hard drives, plus DVDs and CD-roms I burned years ago. I'll be able to weather the storm.
     
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    This article just reeks of bullshit to me - wouldn't fucking with those cables also take out the internet for Russia and their allies?

    Also the whole "he plannin' to nuke London" thing is complete horse shit. What, exactly, would that accomplish for Russia? "Comrade...we now have to justify to our people why we nuked one of the largest population centres in the world. Also now almost every other nuclear power is gunning for us. What a great thing we have accomplished."
     
  18. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I got a tb external with a shit ton of Brazzers and Bang Bros vids so I'm all set.
     
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    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Be a real shame if we had to go back to actually fucking broads IRL.
     
  20. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I'd rather jack it than bone a pig.
     
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