Oh thank christ in heaven and baby jesus for giving us a poster like Zhukov.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Sep 18, 2013.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I was having some coffee today, when all of a sudden I looked over at this.

    If it hadn't been for Zhukov, I'm not sure what I would have done after I had gotten done shitting my pants.

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    :c
     
  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    u seem obsessed with the guy Dave
    that's kinda gay
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I thought I was being attacked, then I said 'wait a minute, those are 'birds of paradise', Zhukov mentioned these things'.

    :c
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    You probably just need a good rogering.
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Whats the matter Topo?

    Jelly?

    :c
     
  6. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Prolly had your attendant clean you up like always
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Those probably taste like chicken
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    its awesome when old people make fun of people younger than them for being old
     
  10. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    So what did you do after shitting your pants?
     
  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    no
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Flung them into the birds of paradise.

    :c
     
  13. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Look at all tha faggots in thizz thread...







    :cheer:
     
  14. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Paradise lost
     
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Where Stevie where?
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    ...sometimes Why.
     
  17. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    You should think about all that filth behind your fridge and less about zhukov

    Disgusting
     
  18. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    See, Dave's not that old- he can still fertilize the garden...
     
  19. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    The plant thread by Zhukov really threw old Dave over the starboard side
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Last week, I would have slaughtered those plants.

    This week, I knew what they were.

    Thanks Zhukov. :c