Stern Show Oh Thank You Jesus ....

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  1. Phantom1az

    Phantom1az Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ....for the grass fertilizer recommendation. Jesus you're the best lawn guy around!!!!

    God Bless
     
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    Jesus fucked up if he said to fertilize it in Arizona in late May, aerate it so you use the least amount of water and toss some Ironite on it to keep it green with out growing too fast in the heat.
     
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    Actually I don't even have grass.. cuz I live in the desert. .. just very high, cuz I live in the desert.
     
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    How do I get rid of creeping Charlie


    It's in 90% of my yard
     
  10. SouthernListen

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    Any broadleaf weed killer labeled for your kind of grass will do it. It's in the mint family. "Weed B Gon" would be one.
     
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    It seems to be a losing battle as my entire neighborhood has it won't it just continually come back from my neighbors
     
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    Yes, it spreads via underground rhizomes. You'd have to install a barrier in the ground. Some people do that. Use a steel blade edger to dig a shallow narrow "trench", then insert metal or plastic edging in the slot created. Most weed control is an ongoing battle, not one-and-done.
     
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    Yea I figured as muche I think I'll just leave it alone I'll never have a nice lawn at this house but at least it's green and not muddy
     
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    Oh I get it. Because Jesus is a common Mexican name and Mexicans are routinely employed as gardeners/landscapers.

    Hackistan is missing one of its joke wizards.
     
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    Kill the last remaining 10% of grass and tell people you planted the creeping charlie on purpose.
     
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    :lol:


    Now this i like
     
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    My neighbor accross the street is a cow pasture so everything near the road is pretty much always going to be weedy.