ohhhhhhh mannnnnn......

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jan 7, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I gotta go to a funeral tomorrow.

    It's never a festive event, and I have nothing to wear - and my BF is melting at the seams, and I don't know what to do, and they won't let me help.

    Almost as bad as weddings, I swear.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    just be cool everyone, this is a robbery.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Hawt.
     
  4. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    who did you kill?
     
  5. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    [video=youtube;vWWg5shNWR4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWWg5shNWR4[/video]
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i mean, just be cool. there's not much you can do to help with their grief except just chill out an give hugs.
     
  7. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Don't wear panties.
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Slippy wear something really tight and look hot. It will help all the men at the funeral who are feeling sad and shit. It will take their minds off their grief.
     
  9. Swayze

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    Did the laptop tamperer pass away?
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you don't have a pair of dark slacks and a top?
     
  11. Caster Fly

    Caster Fly New Member Banned User

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    Is it Nessies? She's was deaded. :coffee:
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Christmas was rough. I put on a good 8 lbs. My dress pants give me a muffin top right now.

    I always put on weight in the winter (I think it's a Canadian thing, self-preservation via fat) - but no, I have no darks slacks that fit me right now. I think I'm going to have to go with a dress, which will force me to wear some slutty boots. Goddamnit. ALL MY BOOTS ARE SLUTTY.
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    *gasp*

    Tell me you're lying. They wouldn't dead Neesie...........WOULD THEY???
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Thought she was crossbarred?
     
  15. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    I think she's just in the Crossbar.
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    derp
     
  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    What happened? She's been so quiet recently.
     
  18. Caster Fly

    Caster Fly New Member Banned User

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    Do they not show in the user list when crossbared?

    "Invalid User specified."
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I'm sure you'll look fine whatever you wear, I hate funerals myself. You're friend will appreciate you being there, more so in the coming weeks than tomorrow
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Hush up. The big people are talking.