Entertainment Ohio: 911 call 'I'm too high'

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    In a emergency phone call that is both funny and pathetic, an Ohio man called the police to report that he was “too high” and needed assistance in his home, WJW is reporting.

    According to the police report from the officers who responded to the call from the Austintown man, they discovered him in an upstairs bedroom in grandfather’s house in a fetal position, surrounded by “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”

    On the 911 recording released by the police, the 22-year-old man is heard telling the dispatcher, “I’m too high,” before adding, “I can’t feel anything.”

    After admitting he was high on weed, he informs the operator that no one else in the house knows about his difficulties, but that someone would be available to let the police in. He then thanks the operator.

    Police say the man told them he still had marijuana in his car and that they were welcome to it.

    In his car, officers discovered a glass pipe that had marijuana residue on it, two packs of rolling papers, the remnants of two marijuana cigarettes and a glass jar filled with marijuana.

    The unidentified man did not need medical assistance and now faces charges of marijuana and drug paraphernalia possession.
     
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    Dumbass
     
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    No edibles, he got that fucked up just smoking?

    Fucking lightweight :crack:

    :giggle:
     
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    i'd love to kick him in the balls. just more ammo for the hysterical -pot is dangerous - crowd.
     
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    my first thought was he must have eaten a lot. smoking it? :facepalm:
     
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    :giggle: I cant feel anything, mannnnn
     
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    Im too highhhhh.

    Youre too high?

    Yeahhhh.

    :jj:
     
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    As funny as it sounds, I'm surprised it hasn't happened before. I used to smoke a fair amount of weed back in the day, but it basically just got us high. (and if we were lucky, real high). This shit they're concocting today is WAY more potent and if I take more than about 3 good hits off a joint, I feel like I've had a lobotomy. Forget about the Doritos...I can't remember how my mouth works!
     
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    Sounded like Kenneth Keith!

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    I live in Denver and the edibles here are insane. I ate a 16th of a brownie once and I thought I was losing my mind!
     
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    I'm high on wine Robin !
     
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    edibles are tricky. i've been eating the same amount of the same coconut cannabis oil for a couple years now and i still get too high sometimes. it's the vaping before the capsules kick in that gets me every time. :leaf:
     
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    I have been a regular smoker for 20+ years and have never gotten too high from smoking or vaping. Eating on the other hand has gotten me more stoned than I've ever been. A couple times I have had to put myself to bed because I was too high.
     
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    awesome

    it's a shame the silly bugger has a record for this though

    but still

    awesome
     
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    It was the Doritos' fault.
     
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    #stonerlivesmatter
     
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    He should have stuck to "regular weed" to avoid that "I don't mean cool high, I mean scary hi-hi-hi-high"