Ohio death row inmate says he's too obese for execution

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  1. HowieStearn

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    A condemned Ohio inmate who weighs at least 480 pounds, even after a huge shit, wants his upcoming execution delayed, saying his weight could lead to a "torturous and lingering death." Ronald Post, who shot and killed a hotel clerk in a "torturous and lingering death" in northern Ohio almost 30 years ago, said his weight, vein access?, scar tissue and other medical bullshit problems like breaking his toilet over and over again, raise the likelihood his executioners would encounter severe problems "killin' him". He's also " 'such a fat fag' that the execution gurney might not hold his fat ass", lawyers for Post said in federal court papers filed Friday.

    "Indeed, given his unique physical and medical fat-assed-ness, that indeed, there is a substantial risk that, indeed, any attempt to execute his ass will result in serious physical and psychological pain to him, uh, as well as an execution involving a torturous and lingering death to all witnesses who attend" the filing said.



     
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    And? :scratch:
     
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    Put a bullet in his brain while he's sleeping. Problem solved.
     
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    New book deal in the works: "Too Fat To Fry"?
     
  5. BethSucks

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    How is it that a prison diet allows an inmate to reach 480 pounds? Save the taxpayers some money and give this fuck a Lean Cuisine 3 times a day.
     
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    Is this an old story? I saw it on yahoo or something today and it sounded very familiar...
     
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    Wait his lawyers said that? Wtf?
     
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    Lead is probably cheaper. :hhh:
     
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    Enough Potassium Chloride, and his heart will stop like anyone else's
     
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    Sounds like Ohio needs to put the guy on a diet for his health.

    And also so they can kill him.
     
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    They should stab him in his giant, fat stomach and watch him bleed out...
     
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    Just stop feeding the fat fucker.
     
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    Starve him to death and then execute him. Oh wait...
     
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    He beat the system . . .
     
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    :puke:
     
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    You think they're feeding them nutrient-dense, carbohydrate-light foods? :backlol:
     
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    Make him run the entire hour a day he gets outside.
     
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    Let nature take it's course. He's only one cheeseburger away.