WTF Ohio . . . Going All Florida on Us: Lock Up Your Sedans!

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  1. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Guess Ohio decided that the Bath Salt State shouldn't have all the favorable press.

    Does the Old Testament address this?

    Do we know where Lever is?

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    http://www.click2houston.com/news/man-accused-of-trying-to-have-sex-with-van

    DAYTON, Ohio (WDTN) - An Ohio man was arrested after being accused of trying to have sex with a parked van.

    According to a police report, officers were called around 8 p.m. Tuesday for a report that a man was pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign.

    When police arrived in the area, they said they found a man walking, wearing black gym shorts and shoes. The man, identified as Michael Henson, appeared to be intoxicated, the report said.

    Officers put him in the back of a police car and spoke with the woman who called police. She told them she saw the man standing near a parked van. She went on to explain she saw Henson pull his shorts down and place his genitals in the front grill of the van.

    The woman said he did this for a while then appeared to pass out in a nearby yard. That's when she called police.

    Henson was arrested for public indecency and is now in the Montgomery County Jail.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Florida is Ohio south.
     
  3. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Thread music


     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    They call that vandajism.
     
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    pics of van b4 i make up my mind
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    He sucked the chrome off the trailer hitch.
     
  7. binhphuocngu

    binhphuocngu Well-Known Member

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    Ohio does have its' own Miami.
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    vans can be extremely sexy to some people.
     
  9. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    Chromosexual :coffee:
     
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    Not Florida!...:dancin:
     
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    Chever Impaler

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    At least we know he aint a queer. He didnt stick iit in the exhaust pipe :rs:
     
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    Fucking a van is like fucking a fat chick is like riding a moped...