OJ attacked in prison by skinheads, saved by transexuals

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    O.J. Simpson is reported to owe to all to a group of transsexual inmates for saving his life.

    Recent reports reveal The Juice was attacked by a pair of White Power inmates during an intentionally-sparked riot, before a prison posse known as “The Girls†stepped in to back their boy!

    Sources say it all went down on February 16th at the Nevada Lovelock Correctional Center, where O.J is serving his time. That’s when the NFL legend is said to have been kicking back on the prison’s yard when about 50 White Power inmates staged a riot over a reported plan to divert guards from their attack on O.J..

    This before sources say the pair attacked The Juice “with deadly weapons†— before “The Girls†headed to his defense.

    Here’s what a reported crying O.J. is recorded saying:
    “I don’t want to die.â€

    Here’s what a source told the Enquirer:
    “The skin heads charged O.J, lunged at him and slashed at his face coming close to cutting him. Luckily, they were blocked by his girly-man buddies.

    They may act like chicks but, believe me, they’re damn tough.
     
  2. Ben Dover

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    It happens :dontknow:
     
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    He got juiced.
     
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    I wanted a sausage
     
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    I'll take a chubby pickle...
     
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    Sounds like ol' oj's gonna be owned by 'the girls' now. :cheer:
     
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    Here's my theory...

    While pretending to be kicking back in the prison yard, OJ has been hard at work searching within the prison boundaries for the real killer(s) of Nicole and Ron. The Juice recently uncovered a trail that led him directly to a certain skinhead housed there. Upon discovering that OJ was about to go public with his new findings, the skinheads took matters into their own hands to silence him. In short, "they knew what to do."
     
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    One more reason to thank Judge Jackie Glass. 9 - 33 years.
     
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    Look out!
     
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    Who did you piss off?
     
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    This is quite the tenses
     
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    Damn it! I was about to say that... :facepalm:
     
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    Ha ha ha, fucking Aryan movement can't even get around a couple girly-boys.
     
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    O.J. doesn't want to die. Time to give that dirty Reggie his worst nightmare.
     
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    White political prisoners tried to do what the law should have done...
     
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    They didn't want to hit a "women". Its genetically programmed into the Aryan race.
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    it was 10 blacks+trans-genders Vs 2 political prisoners.
     
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    this! you took the words right out of my mouf (i mean my keyboard).
     
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    Those fucking homosexuals ruined it.
     
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    "Lovelock"???????das phunee