OJ Simpson Has Brain Cancer And Wants Out Of Prison

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  1. slipkid69

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    Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo CANCER!!! :yay: :yay:
     
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    "It happens."
     
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    Does HuffPost shit up anyone else's browser?
     
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    I would love to .... get out of prison
     
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    Can't they just send in a reiki master?
     
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    Don't other prisoners who are sick in prison get to, I dunno, stay in prison and get prison health care?

    OJ still thinks he deserves special treatment.

    All that said, he shouldn't even be in there. . . . . that sentence was totally about being acquitted of murder.
     
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    I heard that Nicole Simpson would like her jugular repaired as well as the countless pints of blood she lost.

    It's nice to want things, isn't it? :)
     
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    this
     
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    How is he supposed to find the real killer stuck in jail?
     
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    I'm willing to bet everyone in that prison would like out.:dontknow:
     
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    well, OJ used black racism to go free for the murders of 2 white people, so why not ask fellow bruthas Obama and maybe Holder for more favors?
    fuck OJ. Nicole and Ron got no breaks, they just bled to death. Then OJ went golfing for 10 years

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    "oh shit, where dat glove?"
     
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    No where does it confirm that he has brain cancer, although WGAS anyway. It says he had headaches, is forgetful (hey, he's 66) and is putting off tests.

    Thank you Judge Jackie Glass.:)
     
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    Fuck 'im. Let him rot.
     
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    he probably has brain damage from football
     
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    I say let him out. It's hard for him to do crazy stuff on the inside. I enjoy my O.J. news.
     
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    I hope they're murderously painful.
     
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    Does he have a stabbing pain in the head?
     
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