News Ok fine @Reggae Mistress if we meet up in Amsterdam I'll give you the best oral in your life

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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  2. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Gross
     
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  3. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Thanks for sharing your thoughts mental illness is no joke you should accept help and take plenty of pharmaceuticals
     
  4. knuckle_hedd

    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    Guy can't even buy a date...claims to be able to give "the best oral in your life"...yeah that's believable..
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I thought it was decided that you would stop asking her.

    That she's aware of your invitation and will contact you if she's still interested in meeting.
     
  7. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Talking her ear off is not considered oral :dadance:
     
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    Stage 5 clinger
     
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    Moon Active Member

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    All he needs is a chance.
     
  10. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    "Give Rodney a chance!"

     
  11. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Gar you are not a man unless you lick her can.
    Will you tongue punch her chocolate starfish?
     
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    Anal.
     
  14. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Gary knuckle had a point.
    You do know eating pussy is NOTHING like eating pizza right? Just because you can fuck up 5 pizzas in one sitting does not make you an expert.
     
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    will u eat her ass???
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    nah im not into that, thats more DT's thing, guy looks like a fucking toilet
     
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    You don't know what you're missing son. She'd be all over face and begging you to put it in her ass if you did.
    But I imagine since you are afraid of women and afraid of pussy, her butthole would terrify you!
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I'm not a desperate earthworm butthole eating weirdo like you; I don't need to compromise when giving oral. Youre so bad at eating V you have to start licking all over the place and sticking that disgusting nose of yours into places it shouldnt be I bet you just lick all over the place like youre possessed and in a licking frenzy. Lick this, faggot.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Seriously dude??
     
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