Ok Gary Puppet, I'm Setting You Up

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  1. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Here's the deal-
    I have a sister, she's 47, divorced, very successful and lives in San Diego. She is a fun person- like really fun, independent and devoted to her three daughters- ie NOT a pushover.
    I understand you live in So Cal, and despite your hornitude, I think you are probably like the rest of us just with less of a filter due to anonymity.
    So, the challenge:
    Can you behave yourself if I arrange a meeting in a social situation, knowing that bad behavior will result in me hunting you down Dirty Harry style?
    I believe everyone on this board is pulling for you.
    What say you Puppet?
     
  2. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    Ha, I just can't wait to see how this turns out.
     
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  3. Roland Schwinn

    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016 Gold

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    Holy shit is this for real?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    :munch:
     
  4. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    You might also want to tell GP to leave the chloroform at home
     
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    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    Lol!!

    He'll tell you he's to fat and ugly to go out with her and he doesn't want to be rejected. I love the puppet but you'll have better luck taking a pic of Bigfoot and an alien playing poker.
     
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  6. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    What did she do to you?
     
  7. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Gary Puppet has you all fooled, guess you didn't get the dick pic us girls got of him??
    image.jpg
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    he's gonna be interested in the daughters :grad:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    You must hate your sister
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    Aren't we all. Please start posting prom pictures for us.
     
  11. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    This is the BEST thread of 2015 thus far! It's got it all: a celebrity Howard Hughes type (Gary Puppet); a romantic locale (San Diego); a mystery woman (sister); and the ever present scent of sex (will GP finally plant his Seeds of Eros?), danger (will GP accidentally kill her in an attempt at love making gone wrong) and a Craigslist type premise: shut-in finally meets the girl of his dreams without so much as a photo email or phone call.

    Nothing can stand in the way of this Romantic Tsunami. Or could it? Stay tuned.

    Ps. As a Captain, I am authorized to conduct the nuptials right here in Sunny Califonia. I'll just pilot my Jackie Jettie down the coast to Laguna Niguel.
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    Gary Puppet after she laughs at his first joke:

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  13. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    wow, @goldtopper, you're a good dude! does anyone know how old @gary puppet is? or does he refuse to reveal his age like Benji
     
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    fixed
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I love Gary Puppet, but I don't think i've ever looked at any of his posts and thought: "wow, I know the perfect girl for him!" :snicker:
     
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  16. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I have faith in the puppet. My sister would totally get a kick outta this.
    As I said, any shenanigans and I go hunting- hell, for a Californian, she's well-armed too.
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    He wont do it he ll say hes to ugly
     
  18. Rob0729

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    I love GaryPuppet like a son, but I wouldn't let him within 50 yards of my nieces.
     
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    Guessing he would not go for this. I think he may only leave his house when absolutely necessary....:dontknow:
     
  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    This. He's holding out for that 18 year old model hottie type.
     
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