ok...im about to fucking cry, fuck you

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    so i just got home and i was drinking and we started off at my ex's place and i thought it would be ok because i just got a new hair cut and i thought maybe id be getting girls tonight and of course i didn't get fucking shit, so i looked like a fucking idiot faggot and then i got sad cause like maybe she saw it and...

    :bigcry: for real one of the worst nights of my life
     
  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Yes
     
  5. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
  6. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    please reggaue, what does it FUCKING MEAN!?!?!?!? what the fuck does she fucking want
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Everything is always ok with me when i get a haircut.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    God you're a faggot
     
  9. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    When you get new sneakers, do you race your friends to see if they made you any faster? I still do.
     
  10. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    ghey?
     
  11. BleedingGums

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    Haircuts = pussy.
    You are doing something wrong. Which Beatle do you look like now?
     
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    Aww post the pic of ur hair u can cover ur face I'm sure it's not that bad
     
  14. gwartney

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    I race whoever is right outside of the store.
     
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    Ok.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    If you're not trolling us, I'd suggest making an appointment with an endocrinologist to check and see if you are a hermaphrodite. I think there's a really good possibility that you have ovaries and aren't aware of it.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    John Lennon - in his present shape.
     
  18. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    i dont think i look like a beatle now i cut my hair so it's short on the sides but long on the top so i guess i sorta lloook like a beatle but sorta not? but also ive been working out lately and i just thought tonogiht would go better and it was the fucking gayest night of my life :( I think she went from ebing interested again to thinking im a total loser
     
  19. TonyJax

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    I was talking about you to my parole officer and he thought you were gay.


    He was wrong, rigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttt?
     
  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    bro im as straight as they come