Ok I'm at this party

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 8, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And first of all, I'm the best looking guy here. Which is nice. But all the girls here, I knew in high school, and they're all fat now. And yet I kinda wanna fuck them just because.

    Updates incoming
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Pics or GTFO
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I haven't been to a party in years. :sad:
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Grudge fuck?
     
  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Define fat
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Yeah. Sneak some pics. :cheer:
     
  8. Porn Stache

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    You are at a party and posting here?

    What a douche.
     
  9. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :rolleye:
     
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    You should be all "remember when I was fat in high school, now you are lol"
     
  11. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    I'm on my way to the mall with a couple of friends
    Some niggas pull up in a blue Benz
    A kid named Mark with dark glasses
    Talkin about (Yo, y'all got some real fat asses)
     
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Wait who has a party on Easter Sunday? Are you some new form of born-again Gen-X slacker?
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    PICS PICS PICS!!!! :ublob:
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Atheists.
     
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    = crashed some dumb broad book club
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj:
     
  17. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    you're the "best" looking? how ugly are these fuckers?
     
  18. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    was the part at a five guys?
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Grab that ass while you're young and more importantly, while they're still young.
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yeah, thick or Goatcabin thick?