ok let's be honest, obama invited romney to lunch to be a dick

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj: obama was all like "pwned bitch." the security guards at the white house made romney give them his name and birth date. :rofl:
     
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    lol
     
  3. Daveindiego

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    I would have had security escort him out of the White House at the end. :c
     
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    I would have made Romney eat off paper plates, while I ate off the fine China with White House embossed on them.
     
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    I would have done the same but then again I am a cunt
     
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    I would have been wearing my fleece jacket during lunch that says "President of the United States", and offered Romney his choice of T Shirt out of the White House gift shop. :c
     
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    and made him eat this.
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    I would have been all "you see this button right here? I can destroy the world if I push it. You can't touch the button." :dance:
     
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    [video=youtube;7cymVReDgDw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cymVReDgDw[/video]
     
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    He could have had lunch with Romney anywhere in the world, but it was at the White House.
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    I would have ordered Marine One to land on the front lawn, and then turned to Romney, and said "I have to roll", then run out to the Helicopter and take off. :c
     
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  14. Harry Gibbs

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    :lol: obama said that he isn't prejudging romney's ideas and also he doesn't have a "specific assignment" in mind for romney. i love how he didn't say post, position, or anything like that. he said "assignment" just to remind romney that obama is the hnic.
     
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    obama pulled a "dinkus"
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj: :lol: :rofl:
     
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  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    obama called romney faggit. :jj:
     
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    I would have pre-arranged to have had Hillary Clinton run into the room while we're eating, and screaming there is a problem, and then I would have jumped up and run out of the room with Hillary, just leaving Romney sitting there.
     
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    If I were Romney I'd bet my balance sheet against obomber's for the deed to the WH