Ok look, I know I have a big nose...

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  1. Stevie

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    but at least I have one.

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    Eli Thompson came into this world in the late afternoon of March 4, perfectly healthy, but with one distinction -- he didn't have a nose.

    "The day I delivered, everything went fine," mom Brandi McGlathery told ABC News today. "At 4:42 when he was born, he came out and the doctor put him on my chest. When I took a closer look at him, I said, 'He doesn't have a nose,' and they took him out of the room."

    Although her baby showed no signs of additional abnormalities, McGlathery said she was at first shocked and upset to hear the news from her doctor.

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    Dr. R. Craig Brown, McGlathery's obstetrician, said his own research has revealed only 38 cases of "absolutely nothing being wrong other than no nose." That's very, very rare.

    "I've seen facial abnormalities, cleft lip and palate, but this is the first time I've seen a case with just no nose," Brown told ABC News.


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    OMG IT'S VOLDE-

    Oh fuck you Gitfiddle
     
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    I know a girl who was born without an asshole.
    The doctors had to carve one out for her.
     
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    And I have a big nose too, SO WHAT?!
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Yeah but you're hot so it doesn't matter
     
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    Did she have Jeff the Drunk's doctor?

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    Oh for fucks sake
     
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    right? what a fucking mess. Here this will sooth you.

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    :giggle: I'm glad I stared long enough.
     
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    I would give it up for adoption
     
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    I usually hate children, but I hope they can do something for that baby.
     
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    They said they have to wait until his facial bones are done growing to operate. He has no nasal passages or anything.
     
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