OK Perverts, Here is Your New iPad Accessory

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  1. booybob

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    Just for you

    Have sex with your iPad thanks to the new sex toy no-one asked for
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    Attachment aims to heighten 'point-of-view' experience of video chat


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    Friday 27 June 2014









    Many of us have become inseparable from our smartphones and tablets, but if you're looking to take the relationship to the next step and actually 'f*ck your iPad', sex toy brand Fleshlight has now made this possible for some reason.


    The company this week launches Fleshlight Launchpad, which allows users of their flashlight-shaped, vagina-like toy to plug it into the back of an iPad in order to 'fully immerse themselves' in whatever they're watching.

    The gadget "enables the user to enjoy the full Fleshlight experience while enjoying content or communicating live with a friend via applications like Facetime or Skype," makers Interactive Life Forms claim, with its trailer showing a man making use of one while video-chatting with his girlfriend.

    Any partner's first reaction to this would surely be 'why the hell are you f*cking your iPad?' though, so the attachment is presumably aimed at men without a significant other.

    Though the whole thing may seem like a parody, the Launchpad is genuinely available now for £20.
     
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    If it had a V-8 engine, Wheels and could cook and clean........Well.......
     
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    That looks more like a butthole than a vagina.
     
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    Howard related. :grad:
     
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    [QUOTE="booybob, post: 7518516, member: 1704"
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    Amazingly, theres already an attachment to replicate getting a POV blowjob from beth....

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    Vaginer is a hell of a drug
     
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    They should sell that with a phone sex package.
     
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    Who cares, it's all about how it feels......:mjerk:
     
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    Amazingly, theres already an attachment to replicate getting a POV blowjob from beth....

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    Funny, but Beef doesn't give blow jobs silly!
     
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    ...to Howard!
     
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    Fool me once...
     
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    If it had a BBC dildo option, Howard would be all over it :c
     
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    old news

    where ya been?

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    Well excuse the shit out of me for not being up an the masturbatory aids of today.
    This was the first I have seen of it so I thought I would post it.

    Good for you that you're such a pervert and in need of things to help you get off that you knew about this.
    maybe if I couldn't get laid i would know that this was old new also.
     
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    apology noted
     
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    Thanks for trying and if I wasn't a cheap ass non supporter and had accesses to reps i would give you some too.