WTF Ok, so I have a Tinder Situation

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  1. Rhinosaucerous

    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    Apparently my quick decision making skills on Tinder aren't as refined as I thought they were. This chick messages me first, which is odd, so then I looked at her pics. Macked on her for awhile and convinced her to no strings attached at my place.

    Decently cute face, 5'6", 19 year old college chick, but tipping the scales at the "I'd only hit it if I was drunk" level. Let's just say she could afford to lose 100 pounds, Robin.

    Problem 1: I've been in recovery for awhile, so getting wasted is out of the question.
    Problem 2: I've got this 6+ month sex drought looming and taking its toll on my ego.

    So, of course I need the valuable opinions of my fellow DS judges to help me see clearly. Should I stoop this low, sober, and fuck the fat chick?
     
  2. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    What is your "jizz power" situation?

    You're running on bababooey2uall time here, boss.
     
  3. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Slump buster :yes:
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Don't do it. ..
     
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  5. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Oh.
    Sorry -I failed to answer the imponderable.
    6+ month sex drought?
    Are you crazy- Go For It.
    NOW.
     
  6. Stretch5000

    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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  7. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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  8. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    U will regret it man. ..
    Bet she has herpes
     
  9. Mr Sinister

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    eat her ass
     
  10. The Snork

    The Snork Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Just let chubsy wubsy blow you and then kick her to the curb.
     
  11. Chrisboom

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    Dude...beat out that aggression and go to bed.
    Way less stress.
    :shitcoffee:
     
  12. DaTenses

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    This. Chicks can sense the slump, get rid of it. You'll get better pussy next time because of it.
     
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    I wouldn't because I think it would make you feel even worse about yourself. But that's a female perspective. You're better off paying an attractive hooker iMO.
     
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    Summer Shed Punisher VIP

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    Or this, you'll be like wtf was I thinking.
     
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    Doubt it, but probably has a 12" Subway meatball and parm in her purse she'll share with you.
     
  16. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Boys are just so adorbs.... :hersh:
     
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    Do it... But as soon as it's over, mention you've got an early day at the office tomorrow. Otherwise, you get this:



    Then burn the sheets once she's gone.
     
  18. Chrisboom

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    But....does she have pretty eyes?
    :giggle:
     
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  19. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Hit it, dude.
     
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    Fuck that....tonight it's fat hoes
    Next week it's hookers
    Next thing u know he will be attending porn conversations
     
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