Apparently my quick decision making skills on Tinder aren't as refined as I thought they were. This chick messages me first, which is odd, so then I looked at her pics. Macked on her for awhile and convinced her to no strings attached at my place. Decently cute face, 5'6", 19 year old college chick, but tipping the scales at the "I'd only hit it if I was drunk" level. Let's just say she could afford to lose 100 pounds, Robin. Problem 1: I've been in recovery for awhile, so getting wasted is out of the question. Problem 2: I've got this 6+ month sex drought looming and taking its toll on my ego. So, of course I need the valuable opinions of my fellow DS judges to help me see clearly. Should I stoop this low, sober, and fuck the fat chick?