OK, So I Have Now Gained A Little More Respect For Daveindiego...

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    as far as him being a fucking pothead's pothead. At least you do something right, ave. :hat:

    I vaporized my first hit of wax yesterday, and it hit me like a fucking ton of bricks! In my defense, I'd been exhausted working two 14+ hour days in a row in a fucking war zone (huge MMA tournament) with @ 8 hours sleep total within 72 hours. I then hit a birthday party in St Pete Sunday AM, with beers starting @ Noon. I drink enough to fail a breathalyzer test MAYBE once every two-three years, and this party was my day to do it. Also, on top of exhaustion, the drinking, the dehydration associated with partying outside all day in the middle of July in the humidity of South Florida, and me not smoking for 2-3 months, my friend's buddy breaks out this wax vaporizer that resembled a longer, thicker electronic cigarette, and the "perfect storm" was set in motion. :facepalm:

    This guy was giving instructions, the most important being sip, sip, (then) gulp the hit down. Well, being unfamiliar with the vaporizer, I didn't have it turned on for the sip-sip portion of the hit, and inhaled as much of the wax as possible to make sure I got enough, but it was just like a regular toke on a joint. Like any experienced pothead, I started the hit from a seated position, then quickly stood up, so as to catch the little head rush doing a nice bong hit will give you (the medical term is orthostatic hypotension...a quick change in position giving you a feeling of lightheadedness, etc.). Well, I remember thinking after about 15 seconds holding the hit in, "You know, Taint, you might want to grab a hold of that balcony hand-railing for a little while. Then, ten seconds later, I was like, "Taint, you had better 'Take a knee' motherfucker, because one way or another, you're going to be hitting the deck!" I remember kneeling, then shit got mad fuzzy, just like in "Saving Private Ryan" when Hanks was concussed from a shell hitting close to him on the beach. I sitarted hearing my friend's voice after @ 10 seconds...it was mad weird, and only the second time in my life this had happened from taking a hit. The first time was @ '78, when my then dealer broke-out some actual, real-life thai stick.

    So, again Dave, I tip my hat to you, for being the best pothead you can be! :hat: You may now commence calling me a faggot lightweight etc., Et al. I deserve in this narrow case.
     
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    Tl;dr :dance:
     
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    Nurse Jackie :jj:
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    99% of assholes saying this in fact have read the post in its entirety, but there's a chance you're a one percenter...you rock.
     
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    I get the same way when I chug a YooHoo! on an empty stomach o_O
     
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    No, but I do see what you're going for here...nice job.
     
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    You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY!
     
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    Grown ass men and weed. :facepalm:
     
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    San Diego Dave :dance:
     
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    Goddamn, Tolstoy.
     
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    Dude, it's a message board...not an audition for an SNL writer position. I'm certain your 11,000 posts haven't been pure gold, either, J, except some of your numerous meltdown threads were a pretty funny read.
     
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    fucking amateurs. :coffee:





























    jk.
    i'm just jealous that i haven't tried wax yet. all i have to do is drive to the store to get some but i'm usually high so...

    :jj:
     
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    pot people problems :facepalm:
     
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    Paul doesn't look a day over 49
     
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    Exactly the point to this thread. If he smokes as much wax as he says, he deserves the credit for doing at least something right, and I wanted to give him his due!
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    uhhh .....in case you havent heard ......its therapeutic
     
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    in my state it's called medicine! :grad:


































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