Ok, so I'm still unfamiliar with most of you

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  1. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    tell me a little bit about yourselves
     
  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I have a reputation
     
  3. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    as?
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    just ask around
     
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    My mom told me not to talk to girls on the internet
     
  7. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    lol
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    and there is am is

    /thread :jj:
     
  9. Lemmy

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    Wow I'm still recovering from last night. So me and my sister went out and were looking for some cheap happy hour places and ended up picking Friday's but fuck me I ended up spending over forty bucks. Some happy hour that was! Well three bars and many shots later I ended up at west park dancing like ahhippie to some hippy music band. That's the last thing I remember.
    I woke up still thrashed this morning in a some random driveway in Cleveland.my glasses were missing and I was in my sisters back seat and it was covered in my puke. I walked in to the house which all the furniture was from the fifties. Soccreepy. I was still so drunk and horny that my plan was to just get in to bed with any guy that was there and touch him. So If no guys were there I was going to go in the neighbors house


    Well I go in to one bedroom and accidently stumble and I tripped on the door and shut it and I got up to try to Open it and there's no door knob on it! I started panicking and I said OMG I'm in another house of horrers like those girls! That got kidnapped! So I started pounding on the door saying help but no one came so I jumped out window and fell in a bush.
    I was all Scratched up and I hurt my butt bone pretty bad I walked back in to the house and went in the house sAnd found my sister and said how did we end up in Cleveland and she said were in westlake and passed back out. I finally went in tthe basement laid down on a pile of clothes and masturbated for ten minutes. I was not able to cum and I passed out with my pants open.
     
  10. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    Ahaha!
     
  11. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    I know the first thing I wanna do when I wake up in my own puke is masturbate in a pile of laundry.
     
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    I'm all about meeting girls, i'm all about meeting guys
     
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    so . what . I've done it
     
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    im a gay homo