Okay... call your shot... what will Beff wear to Joan's funeral

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Joan already went Shrink-A-Dink in an oven and her plastic ashes get a funeral today. ..

    Will Beff wear her smart glasses and smart hooker outfit?

    Will she still go if she breaks a leg but they have a red carpet?
     
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    MrWarmth 1926-2017 GOD REST HIS SOUL Gold

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    She'll wear a saddle and be led by a Marine by her side. Holding her reins. "The Riderless Horse"

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    I believe wig has been on the phone to anyone and everyone trying to score a seat for that monster he has..
    Howard doesn't want to go ...mooooose does.
    It will wear all black and eyeglasses..and then when they are not seated well and acknowledged...moooose will
    do cartwheels or start taking selfies...

    If not invited....moooose will come up with some bullshit...like a sick kitten or grandma...

    f-mutt
     
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    From her newest instagram pic, posted a few hours ago - A gold watch, black sweatshirt, and blue pinstripe overalls. #getoffyourassandgetdressedyoudumbbitch
     
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    You know we were going to go to the funeral but Beff thinks it's rude to have it during the weekend Robin
     
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    Richard and Howard are coordinating matching boa's
     
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    it's very possible howard and beth weren't invited.....although joan was on the show a few times a year doesn't mean she and howard were close. i'm sure there will be paps outside the temple emanuel so that should be interesting. the fact that he attended natasha richardson's and ed bradley's funerals indicate to me that if it's red carpet/camera worthy, he'll be there if invited.

    i just read a something about howard, kathy griffin, etc getting to the temple early
     
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    Yeah Howard is petrified of funerals and death you can tell. I hope Beth drags him along. If he does go it will space him out. He'll be sitting there during it thinking about his own funeral. The wack pack screaming at the door..Bobo going nuts trying to score a seat. :jj:
     
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    I'm praying that she wasn't invited. :)
     
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    How many cut outs in her mourning dress?
     
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    And a ponytail.
     
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    Looking forward to pics from the red carpet!!!! Hopefully they will all be posted here!
     
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    Exactly! The bitching he will do if not invited would be worth a 3 month subscription!
     
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    but of course in black and her smart girl glasses
     
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    They just mentioned on the news that Howard Stern was seen walking into the temple, "Looking very distinguished" No mention of Beth.
     
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    Oh fuck yeah, pictures will be out for sure then.... right?!?!?!
     
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