okay I have to tell youMy story about this guy who I fell in love with and hes Mormon

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I was getting ready to go out for my birthday this evening and these 2 mormons guys drove by my house as I was rolling cigarettes outside.They saw something really special about me and waved to me from across the street. I waved back with a ciggarette in my mouth and continued rolling. dudes walked across the street and came right over to me and introduced themselves.

    The one was okay looking but the other one was fucking HOT!!! They both had brainwash in the eyes but The other guy I held on to his hand for like five seconds longer than the other guy and he didnt mind at all in fact he smiled when I did it. He smelled so fucking good too.

    They asked me How I was doing and said they were from the church of jesus christ latterday saints. I could not stop checking out this mormon guys bod he was so hot. they asked me If I was religous and I said no. then they said If I believed in life after this and As I was looking at the hottie in the eyes I said hell yes. Then they said If They could stop by sometime this week and dicuss christ and I said sure!! :smiley:

    Then I said I have to go and as they were saying bye my older brother ran outside and started screaming that all Mormon people said that all african americans are going to hell.I apologized for my brother and the Hot mormon guy said see you later this week :smiley:
     
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    Ass fuck twins! Woo!
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    You could be their 4th or 5th wife! :cheer:
     
  4. Avery

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    [video=youtube;OKkLV1zE8M0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKkLV1zE8M0[/video]
     
  5. Super Mario

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    I watched big love thats piligamy. I get to go to a big white room though thats considered heaven .
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I thought your brother was out west doing porn. :what:
     
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    Cum stains on your Magic underwear! :clap:
     
  8. Super Mario

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    aww that was cute!!! thats what they were wearing!!! so hot!
     
  9. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    he came home last week bro keep up.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sounds like he wasn't doing much caming out west. :sarcastic:
     
  11. Super Mario

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    He did a scene with Ed stone or some name like that the guy who looked like Fabio. he said the porn industry was dead and even all the porn actors he looked up too were driving like 1995 cars and stuff and the really the only way to make money now was to do cam stuff on the web.
     
  12. Super Mario

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    do you guys think they would help me out with getting a job???:bigthink
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Duh. Fucking idiot every here of the internet?

    Mormons? No.
     
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    I tried explaining it to him before he left. he said anabolic and all the other places were shutting down and ever the porn star girls had to have second jobs and stuff now . its not like the old days. Its really sad and I felt bad for him.
     
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    Evan Stone is an American pornographic actor, he has a net worth of $2 million. Evan Stone has earned his net worth by appearing on over 1,275 adult films. In 2011 he was the only male actor on CNBC list of the 12 most popular porn stars. I'm sure he drives a car from 95'
     
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    with all the cocaine and everything else with the lifestyle the dude does how much do you think he has left bro?? My brother saw his car and thats what he said he was driving.
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Thats from this year bro, like as of now, maybe yer bro just couldn't pull it off, it happens so he made up a story to tell people it seems to run in the family.
     
  18. Super Mario

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    Birthday cake and cheese cake time bitches!!!! :cheer:

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    Looks lonely and kinda sad
     
  20. Super Mario

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    Im just telling you what my brother said he was driving. dont be jealous because you never did a scene with Ed Stone. maybe you can be an extra when trailer park anal comes out or something. And what story have I made up on here? The one where I live with my parents and have no Job were you really impressed by that fucking one man???watch what you say to me on here....