Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police

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    An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.

    A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday,KJRH reported.

    He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.
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    Their earlier argument was over him accusing her of being too needy, he said.

    He was hospitalized and given several stitches to the base of his penis, as well as treatment for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.

    Ellis was booked into the Tulsa County Jail for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.

    She's being held on $45,000 bond for both charges.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...bite-boyfriend-penis-police-article-1.2123196
     
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    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Throw the book at her. :fil:
     
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    Good no need for Oakies to reproduce anyway...
     
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    Guilty.

    Death penalty.

    You just don't do that shit to a guy.
     
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    Not only that she smashed him over the head with a laptop :jj:
     
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    He called her "needy" then went to sleep? :jj:
     
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    BTW.......I need a body pic to be certain but I'm pretty sure that even after reading this story I would let her blow me. :facepalm:
     
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    Needy bitch!
     
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    or the laptop
     
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    Saw that coming a mile away, shit mult!
     
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    Post the word penis and schmoopy shows up like a moth to a flame. :ucoffee:
     
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    This was the 1st thread you posted in after you clocked-in.:giggle:
     
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    I just put a couple of tampons in your Indian's gas tank.:jj:
     
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