Old Mafia Dudes

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  1. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    i was at the mall today close to the mafia area near Boston. I saw a table that looked like all old mafia dudes hangin out. I used to see some down the beach too. They seem like a bunch of hot shit funny dudes. They said morning to me when I sat down at the table next to them .
    Anyone else ever see old mafia guys around ?

    Howard related because he is a has been .
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    i buffed and waxed a cadillac deville for a guy tonight while he smoked a cigar . . .
     
  3. wife is a whore

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    The mafia is just a Hollywood creation used to disparage hard working Italian people.

    When there is a war going on in the Middle East, and my hooker is delivered by an Iraqi in a $40k SUV, I don't think about Italians running organized crime.
     
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    I would rather have the Italians running things .
     
  5. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I know someone who recently fucked around with the wrong people and got a baseball bat shoved up his ass....

    the guy is still hospitalized.
     
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    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    My fil was rumored to have mob ties.

    At his funeral there were more than a few shady looking guys in black leather jackets.
     
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  8. wife is a whore

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    How much did he owe?
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    None of you knew any wise guys :fil:
     
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    I was happy when I was in my teens/20s working in Brighton Beach, that I didn't speak Russian. I aint a nigga, but some shit I love not knowin.
     
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    I went to school with wiseguys kids back in the day.
     
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    About fifteen years ago when I had to move and wasn't making much money, out of desperation I borrowed money from a loan shark an acquaintance helped put me in touch with. We met up at an after-hours private card game a group of these old Italian guys held regularly at a New Jersey store front; the guy stepped away from the game and gave me the cash away from the others -- seemed like the nicest guy in the world, joking around, etc. I was to make payments at this place once a week and could leave it in a certain spot if the place was locked up.

    Anyway one week when I was almost done paying it off I skipped a payment. Didn't bother contacting them, I was just short at first and then even when I had the money just lazy, I figured they seemed like nice guys so fuck it, I'll just double up on the payments the next week. Long story short about midway thru the week I got the most frightening phone call I ever received. I don't remember the details (blocked it out) and no violence was specifically mentioned but the guy was vicious and the implication was there...the only line I rememeber him saying was "we're not playing". I was so scared I immediately dropped what I was doing, took the half hour drive and dropped off the payment.
     
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    Wrong.
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    How much did you borrow?
     
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    Dude..I live in Howard Beach..it's a freaking old mafia guy nursing home!

    I was/am acquaintances with a few of them because of a weekly car show we had. In fact, they made me the president. ..hahaha

    Anyways, once..I asked Nicky No - Socks why he was pissed at Big Mike...forget it!!! OMFG...he was talking shit like killing the guy if they hadn't been friends.

    I calmed Nicky down by asking him about his tomato plants..immediate smile on his face.

    Anyways, another guy...when this ends...tells me..NEVER ask questions!!!!

    Few years back I also dated an older guy who was a small time soldier. Hung our with him and a few of his old time mafia buddies. The fact my guy had been to prison did turn me on..hate to say

    I said...Baby, you were a loan shark! He said...no way! It was a legitimate financial institution. ...we just had high interest rates!!! Hahaha

    Anyways. ..I learned through observing that women are to be seen and not heard...and they really are just a bunch of hoodlums
     
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    That rings so true. :snicker:
     
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    Wow. I like a masculine, tough guy, but not THAT tough! :)
     
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    Hahaha. .it was like night and day! He's a nice guy..except that he killed someone.

    You can Google him
     
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  20. John Smith

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    Not much at all...only $2000.00. Like I said, it was a tough time and I had only just started a new job with a big gap after my unemployment insurance stopped.
     
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