Old people are old

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jan 5, 2015.

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Some of them are fucking entitled, too

    Like my Grammie won't tip more than a dollar, two at most, at a restaurant regardless of price and quality of meal. Her argument is that because she's so fucking old, she shouldn't have to tip as much as regular faggots. Do you know anyone like that? :wtf:
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Also I want this fish sandwich


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    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    My ears are gnarled. My eyes are old and bent.
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Luckily she's blind and my Mom has to handle her money so she'll leave a good tip and say she only left a buck or two :jj: :owned:
     
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    Breaded fish on bread. Genius.
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    HELLO ROCKS, HELLO TREES


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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    She tips better than some people on here @Lucky Pierre
     
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    Fuck you bro/bud
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You're right, I'm the first person in the history of the universe to come up with a fish sandwich :rolleyes:
     
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  11. VAsiCkBoy

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    All the old people I used to know are dead.
     
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  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm starting to get a little sensitive when I see threat titles about old people.
     
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    Tell your gammie to stop being a cheap old fuck.
     
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  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She doesn't go out anymore, she's at a home treating the staff like shit
     
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    Old man yells at thread title...
     
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    My Dad was using the n-wurd a lot when he was in a home.
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    One of the residents apparently referred to one of the staff as a "colored girl" :facepalm:
     
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  18. TonyJax

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    Did you take there place?
     
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    One of my dearest friends is 85, she could run circles around you
     
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  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I bet you're just like those people at the grocery store checkout when I get out my checkbook.
     
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