Old people are old

Some of them are fucking entitled, too

Like my Grammie won't tip more than a dollar, two at most, at a restaurant regardless of price and quality of meal. Her argument is that because she's so fucking old, she shouldn't have to tip as much as regular faggots. Do you know anyone like that?

 

Also I want this fish sandwich

 

My ears are gnarled. My eyes are old and bent.

 

Luckily she's blind and my Mom has to handle her money so she'll leave a good tip and say she only left a buck or two

 

You should set her up with @Daveindiego

 

Breaded fish on bread. Genius.

 

HELLO ROCKS, HELLO TREES

 

She tips better than some people on here @Lucky Pierre

 

Fuck you bro/bud

 

You're right, I'm the first person in the history of the universe to come up with a fish sandwich

 

All the old people I used to know are dead.

 

I'm starting to get a little sensitive when I see threat titles about old people.

 

Tell your gammie to stop being a cheap old fuck.

 

She doesn't go out anymore, she's at a home treating the staff like shit

 

Old man yells at thread title...

 

My Dad was using the n-wurd a lot when he was in a home.

 

One of the residents apparently referred to one of the staff as a "colored girl"

 

Did you take there place?

 

One of my dearest friends is 85, she could run circles around you

 

I bet you're just like those people at the grocery store checkout when I get out my checkbook.