Old people suck, Kevorkian rules

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  1. RenchFries

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    [video=youtube;Hy5kCYvdU00]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy5kCYvdU00[/video]

    first you killed an old person
    then you went to jail
    then you killed another
    when you got out on bail


    [chorus:]
    old people suck, kevorkian rules, old people suck, jack kevorkian's cool [x2]


    you're in jail again
    because you wouldn't sell out
    let's get a bulldozer
    and break him out


    [chorus]
     
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    Does this have anything to do with you not getting paid?
     
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    [video=youtube;chAr5IX09MQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chAr5IX09MQ[/video]

    Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

    Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
    Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay.

    Your, father is the fourth worst singer
    After Springsteen, Seger and Petty
    You were sick of hearing his fucking gay songs
    So you jumped out a really high up window

    Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
    Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay.

    You knew you'd end up getting beaten up in school
    Because your dad's songs sucked so fucking bad
    You were sick of hearing 'You look Wonderful Tonight'
    So you jumped out a really high up window.

    Sometimes I wish you didn't die
    Because I hate that song 'Tears in Heaven'
    I was glad you died until he wrote that song
    And Kevin Sharp is gay.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    french-fries - I assume you're rooting for the Big Orange in the World Cup?
     
  6. RenchFries

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    Yes. I'm constantly looking at this kind of shit and videos of people getting in fights. That made me realize I'm goddamn angry beneath the service.

    :roll:
    Oh hell yeah. Tomorrow first match against Spain. We know how it went last time. Should be interesting.
     
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    Can't get enough of this shit!!!!

    :jam:
     
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    I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

    I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INS
    And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me
    It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band
    I wanted to kick it in the fucking face

    [Chorus:]
    I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant [x4]

    After I beat the fucking shit out of it
    I wanted to throw it through your fucking window
    But I needed money to buy some more whiskey
    So I sold it to a Chinese restaurant



    Your family ordered a pu pu platter
    You didn't know what you were eating
    It was your fucking gay faithful dog
    While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire

    [video=youtube;KrsH8KFzwxY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrsH8KFzwxY[/video]