Old SAT type Question: Beth is to Elle as....

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  1. OV

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    Old SAT question:

    Beth Ostrosky Stern is to Elle MacPherson

    as:

    a) A Kia Rio beater is to a vintage Mercedes 500SL
    b) Hamburger Helper is to Filet Mignon
    c) A furlong is to a mile
    d) A plowhorse is to a thoroughbred
    e) Ames polyester is to Saks Fifth Avenue couture
    f) All of the above

    extra credit:
    Cite a better example
     
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    Beetlejuice is to Einstein
     
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    Beth O. is to a real author
    Beth O. is to a real animal activist
    Beth O. is to a real loving wife
     
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    Beth O is to a human
     
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    The Jersey Shore is to The Godfather
     
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    Western Pennsylvania is to Hamptons


    Or, picture in your head...

    A dead, half eaten by maggots sewer rat is to a beautiful summer sunset over a calm lake.
     
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    SFN is to Dawgs
     
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    Elle MacPherson
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    Beth Ono
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    can't judge until after the settlement.
     
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    good analogy, however you've got it in dyslexic (reverse) order (that's of course unless you consider Elle to be the processed "meat"

    and re your new tagline: funny I was just wondering why that crazy ginger with the protracted genitalia hasn't shown up here. I've always gotten a kick out of her, she's fun.
     
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    Some of you are getting it backwards. Well, maybe...
     
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    heh, I derped. Yeah, Elle is the porterhouse and so forth.

    lol I don't know much about bobtraw other than the lunacy, I did chuckle when I read that earlier. A strange species but an entertaining one, well, in small doses but that's just me.