Oldest clothing and cosmetic artifacts

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yeah I'm bored and surfing the net. Now I will punish you with my findings. :snicker:


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    2.000 yr old Mitten(lambswool)


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    Leather shoe 5,000 yrs old.



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    Leather shoe from 5,500 yrs ago.


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    Leather jacket from China, 3 B.C.



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    Prosthetic toe attached to mummified foot. 900 B.C.



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    Oldest artificial eye. 4,800 yrs old.


    Just some other things.....


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    Bird bone flutes. Dated from 42,000 yrs ago


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    Oldest chewing gum. 9,000 yrs old.


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    Bronze horse decorations and spears from 800 B.C.
     
  2. Joe Bauers

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    That chewing gum still have it's flavor ? :dontknow:
     
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    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    You may be bored but i love these threads
     
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    Nah-he left it on the bedpost
     
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    Anything from Sub-Saharan Africa?
     
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    The eyeball looks like the center of a golf ball. :wtf:
     
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    Oakland California.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I bought a girl an ancient Egyptian perfume jar for her birthday along with her favorite perfume. I thought it was a cool gift but she looked at it like it was an old Coke bottle I found on the street.
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    How much did the old perfume jar cost?
     
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    Around $1,200. It wasn't huge, but it was nice and authenticated to around 1500 BC.
     
  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    No. I blame colonialism.
     
  13. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Damn, she should've appreciated that! Nice gift.

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    Oldest dildo

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    Created about 28,000 years ago in a cave in Swabia, Germany.
     
  15. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Well now I know what Beth is buying Howard for his birthday with his own money. :c
     
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    I hope Howard doesn't chip his dentures!
     
  17. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :haha::haha:
     
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    I went to this place about 20 years ago. A fascinating place. I don't know what it's like now but back then it was a small office in an a big office building. There was one guy with boxes and boxes of dusty old statues and artifacts all over the floor. If I remember correctly, he let me rummage through it. I have no idea if the stuff was authentic or not.

     
  19. AllAboutHim Ed

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    Damn! Very cool, but you gotta know your audience. (Purses and shoes)