Olive garden gives me the shits

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Fucking thing sucks
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    That's what happens when you fuck with a normally healthy diet.
     
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    Mike, is your cum as thick as Olive Gardens Alfredo sauce?
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    almost
     
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    Tickle Shits very angry indeed Gold

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    When you go to them fancy pants restaurants, they coat everything in fat, of course it's gonna give you the shits.
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    All that cheese and breadsticks have the opposite effect on me.
     
  8. gilaet

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    Is it chunky like blue cheese dressing?
    Sperm all rat kinged?
     
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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    I came twice yesterday
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Buffet?
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    :fu:
     
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  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    How many bread sticks did ya eat, Mikey?
     
  15. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Mike orders the Pasta FAGioli
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    2 maybe 3
     
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    Did you eat any salad, Mike?
     
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    What do you recommend at Olive Garden?

    I've never eaten there.
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    The tour of italy
     
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    Good answer, Mike.

    If I ever go, I will eat in your honor.